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It's fricked that you can't run a Microwave for 100 seconds
Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:52 pm
Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:52 pm
Punch in 100 and the damn thing runs for a minute (60 seconds)!
99: Runs for 99 seconds
100: Runs for 60 seconds
Who designed this shite??
99: Runs for 99 seconds
100: Runs for 60 seconds
Who designed this shite??
This post was edited on 1/9/24 at 1:52 pm
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:21 pm to Mark Makr Makek
That is what you get for buying the shoddy stuff made in north Korean forced labor camps
Move up to the quality of Chinese forced labor camp products!
Move up to the quality of Chinese forced labor camp products!
Posted on 1/9/24 at 7:40 pm to Mark Makr Makek
I don't like it when someone uses the microwave and they don't clear it when they take their stuff out early. You think they would program them to self clear if it hasn't been used after a few minutes. Oh and don't buy a POS Samsung. 

Posted on 1/10/24 at 8:42 am to Mark Makr Makek
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100 -> 60 seconds
99 -> 99 seconds
Strangely, I actually have thought about this fact way too much in the past.
Which means we're fairly similar, Marcel.
And I usually don't care for the French.
Posted on 1/10/24 at 1:01 pm to Mark Makr Makek
The tray in my microwave turns at 20 seconds per revolution so I only use it in increments of 20 seconds to insure even cooking and so I pull out the plate in the same position I put it in.
OCD, what?
OCD, what?
Posted on 1/10/24 at 1:15 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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I only use it in increments of 20 seconds to insure even cooking

Posted on 1/10/24 at 1:31 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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The tray in my microwave turns at 20 seconds per revolution
Did you excel at math and science as a kid?
Back then you would not be viewed as OCD, just major nerd alert material!
Posted on 1/10/24 at 3:14 pm to Cheese Grits
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Did you excel at math and science as a kid?
I did until I got to partial DE.
Posted on 1/10/24 at 3:16 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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I got to partial DE

Posted on 1/10/24 at 6:49 pm to paperwasp
Yeah that would be me as a kid except no 4x4, just mules and a plow.
Posted on 1/10/24 at 9:15 pm to Mark Makr Makek

Just run the microwave for 1:40 and stop smoking so much weed!
Posted on 1/11/24 at 10:27 am to Mark Makr Makek
Easy to get 100 seconds. Run it for 99 seconds and when it beeps run it for one more.
Posted on 1/11/24 at 12:06 pm to Mark Makr Makek
The most annoying things on a microwave are if they
a) don't have an Add 1 minute or add 30 seconds button
b) you have to push "cook time" before you enter the time
I was once spoiled by a one-touch microwave and now I'm back in the annoying dark ages
a) don't have an Add 1 minute or add 30 seconds button
b) you have to push "cook time" before you enter the time
I was once spoiled by a one-touch microwave and now I'm back in the annoying dark ages
Posted on 1/16/24 at 6:01 am to Emmanuel Goldstein
Blonde jokes just write themselves
Posted on 1/16/24 at 8:43 am to Purple N Gold Savage
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and stop smoking so much weed!

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