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re: I'M wondering why this board went dead again?
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:29 pm to momentoftruth87
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:29 pm to momentoftruth87
Did she say that you were a “STAFF SERGEANT OF MARINES”?
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:30 pm to BoarEd
Balaklavas are good for a bit but eventually you just have to break out the good ole ski mask
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:38 pm to KSGamecock
Especially when you go to the local trashy convince store.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:41 pm to momentoftruth87
"HEY. GIVE ME SOME frickIN PALL MALLS!"
"OK sir, please don't shoot!"
*Drops $5.50 on the counter and storms out*
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:47 pm to BoarEd
I just went out to get my wife a Gatorade and avoided Casey's. It's not a nice one here and the employees are all missing their teeth (meth heads). I told the foreign guy at the other side of town thanks for being open.
This post was edited on 12/30/18 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:48 pm to momentoftruth87
Are there nice Casey's? Never seen one.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:51 pm to KSGamecock
Some of the bigger ones are nicer. Their pizza isnt a bad option sometimes. Plus I think you get a free one after buying 10.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:52 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Does your wife know this yet?
Yea.
I said I called my shot.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:54 pm to momentoftruth87
I'm all about Cenex. Gotta keep it in the co-op. Their pizza is aight.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:55 pm to SECdragonmaster
Figured maybe you had done it in your head.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:55 pm to momentoftruth87
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Plus I think you get a free one after buying 10.
Now we know why Sam Pitman and Bret Bielema bought 6 of those greasey, nasty things every day. And why Bielema gained 200 pounds while he was here.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:56 pm to DownSouthJukin
DM has mind control powers so if he thinks it it's the same as him telling her.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:57 pm to DownSouthJukin
At my age, and years of marriage, there is no spontaneous action.
At least until the last child graduates in a few years.
Then, it's on like donkey kong.
At least until the last child graduates in a few years.
Then, it's on like donkey kong.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:58 pm to SECdragonmaster
So you have a calendar right? You have some kind of planning meeting in November, map it all out, have a final approval meeting in mid-December and then publish it.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:04 pm to KSGamecock
No calendar.
Just my physiology.
I tell her, you have 1.5 days to take care of my urges or I will ______.
I don't really have a way to finish the threat but she has never called my bluff.
Just my physiology.
I tell her, you have 1.5 days to take care of my urges or I will ______.
I don't really have a way to finish the threat but she has never called my bluff.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:12 pm to KSGamecock
KSGamecock, could you ask your admin buddies why they won't approve my kid cousin, BoarEduardotheGreat's, account so he can post on the rant?
I know it sounds like it's actually me, but it isn't. My kid cousin has moved recently moved in with me (that's why it's the same IP address, duh) after having spent the last 5 years on an international circus troope where he performed as a wild Boar Tamer.
He got upset when they were in the Philippines and the boar, like boar's are known to do, wouldn't take to his training and some dude just sorta comes out of the audience and stuck the boar with a knife.
He realized then and there that he worked for a 3rd rate Barnum and Bailey knockoff outfit and nobody really wants to see someone tame a boar. They want to see someone tame a lion. Boar can just be killed with your bare hands. It isn't exciting.
Long story short, he just quit the circus, moved in with me, and would like to post.
He is a lifelong Alabama fan.
PS, "Eduardo the Great" is his circus name. The "boar" part comes from him being a boar tamer. The similarity in screen names is purely coincidental.
I know it sounds like it's actually me, but it isn't. My kid cousin has moved recently moved in with me (that's why it's the same IP address, duh) after having spent the last 5 years on an international circus troope where he performed as a wild Boar Tamer.
He got upset when they were in the Philippines and the boar, like boar's are known to do, wouldn't take to his training and some dude just sorta comes out of the audience and stuck the boar with a knife.
He realized then and there that he worked for a 3rd rate Barnum and Bailey knockoff outfit and nobody really wants to see someone tame a boar. They want to see someone tame a lion. Boar can just be killed with your bare hands. It isn't exciting.
Long story short, he just quit the circus, moved in with me, and would like to post.
He is a lifelong Alabama fan.
PS, "Eduardo the Great" is his circus name. The "boar" part comes from him being a boar tamer. The similarity in screen names is purely coincidental.
This post was edited on 12/30/18 at 10:14 pm
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:15 pm to BoarEd
Would if I could brother but I have no admin buddies. They ignore me, revoke my pic privileges, and delete my help threads just like everyone else.
My advice for your cousin would be that he have a friend create an account and post his opinions for him.
My advice for your cousin would be that he have a friend create an account and post his opinions for him.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:17 pm to KSGamecock
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My advice for your cousin would be that he have a friend create an account and post his opinions for him.
Well, I don't want to cheat. I want to be up front and honest. Because that's the kind of guy I am.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:18 pm to BoarEd
That's why your cousin would never actually post. His friend would own the account and do all the posting. Eduardo would just share his opinions with this friend and if the friend wished to share them he could.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:19 pm to KSGamecock
Come on. Just add him.
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