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re: I'm sorry, Triggered Brandon/DSJ’s path to martyrdom
Posted on 2/3/19 at 2:48 pm to DownSouthJukin
Posted on 2/3/19 at 2:48 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Maybe you’ll find out if it’s true.
I'm literally shaking right now. My fingers are finding it hard to hit the keys correctly.
If I had a Facebook page, I would literally be running scared through a woodsy trail right about now.
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Posted on 2/3/19 at 2:50 pm to DownSouthJukin
quote:I wake up at 4
No admin whacks a thread that fast at 3:00 a.m. Not even porn bombs.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 2:52 pm to LewDawg
I wake up at 3:50
Posted on 2/3/19 at 2:52 pm to A Lite
I can't believe you hurt his feelings like that Altie. He is an important man around here you know.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 2:52 pm to momentoftruth87
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Well what was so scary about it?
I don't know, man. I guess you would have just had to have been there. More than anything, I suppose, was his reaction to my friendly needling.
It was a complete overreaction to a silly .gif file being made for me but, not for him. I was playing off of that because I knew it really meant something to him, which is sad in and of itself.
The degree to which he lost control of his senses was a shock to me. All of a sudden, I realize this poster may not be stable.
This board is very important to his actual life, it seems. It was as if his self-worth had been marginalized by not getting a .gif file.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 2:55 pm to Commander Data
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I can't believe you hurt his feelings like that Altie. He is an important man around here you know.
That is what he kept saying over and over. I've never, honestly, seen anything like it and I've been kicking around message boards quite a while now.
You want Triggered Brandon, you got Triggered Brandon was how the post started and then it got weird as he foamed it up.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 2:56 pm to A Lite
Gonna need a screenshot to discern creepy or just funny. Snap.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 2:56 pm to A Lite
His real name isn't Brandon, it's Spartacus
This post was edited on 2/3/19 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 2/3/19 at 3:00 pm to A Lite
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Is that true? I mean, you are just fricking with him by saying that, right? That can't be true.
He's definitely creeped on my Facebook.
He started a series of threads last year to "honor" particular posters that was eerily detailed. Each one had ~ a dozen or more posts by the poster who was being featured, going all the way back to our very first posts, and spanning the lifespan of our posting careers. For somebody with a high post count like mine, there was no way he randomly stumbled upon these oddly specific posts. It became obvious that he's spent years silently archiving a countless number of posts for potential future use. He's even referenced his creepy stalker database before.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 3:00 pm to A Lite
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I'm literally shaking right now. My fingers are finding it hard to hit the keys correctly.
Nothing to be particularly worried about. I found out because I was the subject of an AMA thread.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 3:04 pm to piggilicious
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Gonna need a screenshot to discern creepy or just funny. Snap.
The whole thread was surreal. At one point, I link to a thread of his over on the help board and label it, and him, sneaky bitch.
In that thread he tries to have me banned all because he didn't get a freaking .gif file made for him by WillyT.
I tell him that some of his characteristics remind me of a weasel. That set him off too.
Sneaky Bitch
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He provided a great deal of corn popping entertainment and isn't guilty of anything that others haven't done in the past, A Lite in particular.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 3:06 pm to LewDawg
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I wake up at 4
What time do you start policing the board?
Posted on 2/3/19 at 3:08 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Nothing to be particularly worried about. I found out because I was the subject of an AMA thread.
You found out that KSG would stalk you because you were the subject of an ask me anything thread?
Posted on 2/3/19 at 3:11 pm to BowlJackson
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He's definitely creeped on my Facebook.
He started a series of threads last year to "honor" particular posters that was eerily detailed. Each one had ~ a dozen or more posts by the poster who was being featured, going all the way back to our very first posts, and spanning the lifespan of our posting careers. For somebody with a high post count like mine, there was no way he randomly stumbled upon these oddly specific posts. It became obvious that he's spent years silently archiving a countless number of posts for potential future use. He's even referenced his creepy stalker database before.
Wow. I bet that was unsettling knowing that a possibly unstable person was fixating on you. It seems there a few people here who just need to relax and be a little more normal, perhaps for their own good.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 3:11 pm to LewDawg
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LewDawg
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I wake up at 4
If you start hitting the boards at 4AM then it may be an addiction.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 3:12 pm to A Lite
Like who?
Posted on 2/3/19 at 3:22 pm to A Lite
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It seems there a few people here who just need to relax and be a little more normal, perhaps for their own good.
I agree. I mean, I obviously post a lot, but I'm just here for fun. To push buttons. But I always find it strange when people start getting personal on here, making friends, bringing their life problems to the board, etc. I'm just here to talk shite.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 3:23 pm to momentoftruth87
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Like who?
Like KSG. Haven't you been following along? This guy was on a full blown rant; I'm talking about classic melting kOoK stuff. It was wonderful.
At one point in his almost full page block of text with not a single break, he said he was the master of this board.
No weakling, I guess me, from Reddit or Tidesports was going to waltz in and dethrone him like he didn't matter here and people here didn't love him.
So, you can see that I felt kind of bad about all of that this morning, hence the apology thread.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 3:24 pm to A Lite
That's something KSG would say though. How do we know you're not KSG?
Posted on 2/3/19 at 3:27 pm to BowlJackson
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I agree. I mean, I obviously post a lot, but I'm just here for fun. To push buttons. But I always find it strange when people start getting personal on here, making friends, bringing their life problems to the board, etc. I'm just here to talk shite.
Of course, I would assume that is what 99.9 percent of the people here, or on any message board, feel like.
When KSG started telling me he was important, he hung out in RL with the owner of the board, I was only one phone call away from being banned if he so chose, etc... I knew something was wrong with him.
I never like to see that kind of stuff.
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