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re: If there was an alien invasion what would you do

Posted on 1/18/19 at 7:14 pm to
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 1/18/19 at 7:14 pm to
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Posted by Arksulli
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Posted on 1/18/19 at 7:18 pm to
Large carnivorous Lizards?

Canada. North of the Arctic Circle. While it would take some work its possible to live off the land.

Large and lizard implies that the invaders would settle in warm and moist areas. They would need the heat to remain active and assist in digesting their meals.

High mountain terrain would be another good choice. They probably wouldn't find much of the Rocky Mountain range to be desirable habitat.

Ideally Antarctica would hold out indefinitely but you have the problem of food supply. While you can certainly find enough meat there a lack of plants would eventually do you in.

The way to defeat such an invasion would probably be finding a way to trigger the super volcanoes on the planet to bring about another Ice Age. Very unpleasant for us but more so for the invaders.

Also they would have to genetically modify themselves to be able to process Terran food, including us, that would make them susceptible to biological warfare.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 1/18/19 at 8:30 pm to
I’d take as many as I could with me and save the last bullet for me.

WOLVERINES!
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 1/18/19 at 9:14 pm to
Try and signal for help to our creators, the Anunnaki, on their home planet of Nibiru so that they could come and save us
This post was edited on 1/18/19 at 10:08 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 1/18/19 at 9:15 pm to
They'd probably just throw us back in the gold mines again.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
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Posted on 1/18/19 at 9:19 pm to
Its estimated that we've already mined 77% of all recoverable gold.

Minus what's already been taken off planet, of course.
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 1/18/19 at 9:21 pm to
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Minus what's already been taken off planet, of course.


I'm not up on my Sitchin like I used to be, what where they using that gold for again?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 1/18/19 at 9:30 pm to
They use gold nanoparticles in their atmosphere to protect their planet and keep their atmosphere in place when their orbit is in deep space.

You can google "gold particles in atmosphere" to learn more about the actual science of what gold nanoparticles can do in the atmosphere.


They also use it to line their ships with to protect them from radiation in space. That is also a real thing that humans do btw, we line our space crafts and stations with gold foil inside the walls
Posted by Woodreaux
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Posted on 1/19/19 at 7:04 pm to
Figure out how to cook them optimally (probably deep fried in bacon grease), make a show about it on the Food Network.

Reverse engineer their technology, terraform their homeworld and make it our first extra terrestrial colony.
Posted by Woodreaux
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Posted on 1/19/19 at 7:09 pm to
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That is also a real thing that humans do btw, we line our space crafts and stations with gold foil inside the walls


They do that in some Rathausen, as well. We need 'Charlemagne was a Xeno' conspiracy theory!
Posted by Gene Ween
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 1/19/19 at 9:06 pm to
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If there was an alien invasion what would you do?


Submit my anus for probing and hope for lube. They're gonna probe whether I want them to or not, i'm not fighting it.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 1/19/19 at 9:37 pm to
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lube.

you trust the alien version of wd40 to get the job done?
Posted by MeridianDog
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Posted on 1/21/19 at 10:31 pm to
I'd go down in an automatic weapon blaze of glory, taking out as many of them as I could. Any who want to go with me should go for head shots. Likely to be fatal for them also.


Posted by wareaglepete
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:56 am to
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