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I won lots of money at the casino last night.

Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:03 pm
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:03 pm
I also look like Ryan gosling and sing like justin timberlake.

Anyone else?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90543 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:04 pm to
How much did you win?

I won 900 last weekend at Harlow's and 200 Friday night.
Posted by aslavey
Chicago
Member since Nov 2013
1380 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:05 pm to
Women tell me I resemble John Holmes in one very important way.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:05 pm to
600 in two hours. Got down to 15 bucks after 20 minutes then became all badass.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145109 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:07 pm to
You know what to do. Strippers and blow
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:07 pm to
Is it the nose?
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:09 pm to
I gave the gf a pat on the arse and a hundo.

Bitches love that shite.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145109 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:12 pm to
Motherfricking
This post was edited on 12/29/13 at 10:13 pm
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:16 pm to
I won a bunch of money selling pot this week.

Were you playing blackjack?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90543 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:23 pm to
quote:

Got down to 15 bucks after 20 minutes then became all badass.


There is honestly no better feeling than when this happens. I've been down 300 before and bought in with my last 40 bucks and won it all back plus 200. Took 6 hours
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

Got down to 15 bucks after 20 minutes then became all badass

I love it when this happens. The husband and I did this after the Grizzlies Gala last year and went home with a win.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:27 pm to
You should get yourself a Nintendo 64.

Yeah I was all up on the blackjack table pelvic thrusting, making the old smoky ladies hearts flutter.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98923 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:29 pm to
And you bought me nothing.

You Beale Street whore.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:29 pm to
I've gotten a bunch of promos for that thing.

Is it cool?

I want to honk kosta's nose and high five James Johnson and bear hug ZBo and kick Tayshaun in the shin.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:30 pm to
I sent it usps.

You'll get it someday.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:31 pm to
Last year we got to talk to Hollins, I had a picture made with Z-Bo, and all the players were walking around. I loved it.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98923 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:33 pm to
Someday my arse.
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:36 pm to
frick a Nintendo 64. I reinvested my ends into some candle crocks and a wooden Buddha statue I picked up at a yard sale.

#GOML
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:43 pm to
Those are some solid investments.
Posted by aslavey
Chicago
Member since Nov 2013
1380 posts
Posted on 12/29/13 at 10:58 pm to
quote:

BluegrassBelle
Someday my arse.




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