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I want the grid to collapse for 6 months to a year or longer
Posted on 4/7/23 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 4/7/23 at 3:50 pm
I want people to have to weep in misery that their phones don't work anymore per the grid being "gone" (down)
I want them to the get drunk and cry themselves to sleep because their lives are over because they can't see anything on their phone anymore, and then I want them to stagger to their grandfather's shed and find a fishing pole and some rubber worms
walk to a pond and fish and STFU and keep fishing and S.T.F.U.
learn to clean fish by default, cook the fish and eat them and eventually by week 3 they are smiling at the new world
keep fishing and eat that and read some books by candelight and shut the frick up
what questions do you all have?
I want them to the get drunk and cry themselves to sleep because their lives are over because they can't see anything on their phone anymore, and then I want them to stagger to their grandfather's shed and find a fishing pole and some rubber worms
walk to a pond and fish and STFU and keep fishing and S.T.F.U.
learn to clean fish by default, cook the fish and eat them and eventually by week 3 they are smiling at the new world
keep fishing and eat that and read some books by candelight and shut the frick up
what questions do you all have?
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Posted on 4/7/23 at 4:00 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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want them to the get drunk and cry themselves to sleep because their lives are over
Can't we just come to your house to see that on a Tuesday night?
Posted on 4/7/23 at 4:07 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I'm picturing the people you're probably talking about, and can't imagine them 1) living anywhere close to their grandfather, 2) having a nearby pond with fish, or C) having any innate ability to catch, clean, or perhaps even cook fish despite any of the above.
As a side note, we used to teach young men how to do this and much more in programs like the Boy Scouts, most or all of which have been thoroughly ruined at this point.
All of these skills would be beneficial when China eventually takes out our communication satellites and blankets us with a bunch of EMPs, but I digress...
As a side note, we used to teach young men how to do this and much more in programs like the Boy Scouts, most or all of which have been thoroughly ruined at this point.
All of these skills would be beneficial when China eventually takes out our communication satellites and blankets us with a bunch of EMPs, but I digress...
Posted on 4/7/23 at 6:36 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
You want a lot of people to fish, i take it. Fish, in those circumstances, would be depleted in probably about 1 month. You think the entire population will go by rules? Poisioning ponds and lakes and other illegal means will wipe out fish quickly.
But I get your drift.
But I get your drift.
Posted on 4/7/23 at 7:09 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Sounds like a millennial pulled out in front of you while she was looking at her phone………..with no insurance.
Been there….
Been there….
Posted on 4/8/23 at 11:06 am to TigerLunatik
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Can't we just come to your house to see that on a Tuesday night?
my life's been over for decades, I don't cry about it anymore
Posted on 4/8/23 at 6:34 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Nonsense, Harry. I love you, bruh.
Posted on 4/9/23 at 8:36 am to Harry Rex Vonner
" and then I want them to stagger to their grandfather's shed and find a fishing pole and some rubber worms"
... your fantasies are disturbingly very detailed.
... your fantasies are disturbingly very detailed.
Posted on 4/9/23 at 8:55 am to TigerLunatik
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Nonsense, Harry. I love you, bruh.
I love you too man.
Posted on 4/9/23 at 8:57 am to nealnan8
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... your fantasies are disturbingly very detailed.
Thank you
Posted on 4/9/23 at 10:52 am to paperwasp
Survival of the fittest.
Posted on 4/10/23 at 3:17 pm to nealnan8
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... your fantasies are disturbingly very detailed
Posted on 4/11/23 at 5:40 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
What's wrong with real worms?
You don't dig em ?
You don't dig em ?
Posted on 4/12/23 at 7:36 am to Trumansfangs
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What's wrong with real worms?
You don't dig em ?
Posted on 4/15/23 at 7:31 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
shitty take
Posted on 4/15/23 at 7:53 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Sounds like you're a fan of Pol Pot.
Posted on 4/16/23 at 4:06 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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Survival of the fittest.
Or possibly the fattest, we will outlast the skinny folks.
Posted on 4/17/23 at 8:24 am to RollTide4Ever
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Sounds like you're a fan of Pol Pot.
Posted on 4/17/23 at 1:19 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
If the grid went, but the majority of transportation was still in service, then it wouldn't be a huge deal. Take out transportation too (emp blast) and 1/4 of the population would be dead in 6 months.
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:13 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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what questions do you all have?
Why you're so ate up with the way other people choose to live their lives. Imagine the melting that would occur if someone posted on these boards that anyone who is not tethered to their phone 24-7 should just STFU. Is it because you are so dissapointed in your own lot in life that you think you have some insight into that of others?
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