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Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29311 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:32 pm to
*midst of sexting.
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:05 pm to
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I've found that before hand, women are disinterested completely in pictures on my end of any sort... but once they've had the biggest and best they've ever had, they like seeing in in the midst of sexing. It's whatever. Take a pic of it with the tv on in the background. Best optical illusion ever.




I WASN'T SEXTING HIM!!! HE SENT IT RANDOMLY!!!! I DID NOT ASK FOR IT!!!
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41761 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:07 pm to
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whoa! so you just got a cooling off period? I did kinda like tiny asian peen's weird arse threads.


Yeah, I was banned for like, 12 hours.

YOLO
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:10 pm to
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36494 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:15 pm to
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I DID NOT ASK FOR IT!!!


Shouldn't have been wearing that low cut blouse.
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
46380 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:16 pm to
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I WASN'T SEXTING HIM!!! HE SENT IT RANDOMLY!!!! I DID NOT ASK FOR IT!!!



In his little fricked up drug addled mind "go frick yourself creeper" means "take me, I'm yours".
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41761 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:32 pm to
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"take me, I'm yours".


That is what coastie meant.
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 9:56 pm to
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Yeah, I was banned for like, 12 hours.

YOLO


Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41761 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 10:07 pm to
That's right, I'm a badass.



I've got e-cred now.
Posted by KurtGoBang1
Member since Dec 2012
947 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 10:27 pm to
What is going on up in here?? Someone bumped this instant classic?
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41761 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 10:51 pm to
It's going to be bumped every couple of days until we have another legendary thread.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 11:20 pm to
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In his little fricked up drug addled mind "go frick yourself creeper" means "take me, I'm yours".

Sadly for him, no one lives in that little fricked up drug addled world with him.

So, what will the next epic threat be about?
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
54513 posts
Posted on 3/5/13 at 11:21 pm to
Kill this thread with fire
Posted by Themole
Palatka Florida
Member since Feb 2013
5557 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:48 am to
quickly, call time out..


LOL...I had a real mouthy (yankee boy) do that to me once.

He offered a smart arse opinion to something that was non of his business. I called him out on it, he gave another and I administered a few left and rights to his head. He started calling, Time out! time out! as if we were in some kind of game.
Posted by Themole
Palatka Florida
Member since Feb 2013
5557 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:51 am to
Check your panties.
Posted by VirgilCaine
Orchard Park
Member since Dec 2010
2883 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 11:53 am to
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I called him out on it, he gave another and I administered a few left and rights to his head.


Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 11:58 am to
This thread is never going to die.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 12:50 pm to
the dog flashbacks is one of my fav gifs of all time
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 12:53 pm to
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This thread is never going to die.



If tinycockboi wasn't such a little bitch, I'm sure that the admins would have wacked it.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41761 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 2:28 pm to
It was whacked. It came back...........like herpes.
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