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I support torturous genocide against flies

Posted on 7/6/21 at 1:41 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43125 posts
Posted on 7/6/21 at 1:41 pm
even the women and children flies


ESPECIALLY the women and children flies


I'm testing a new strategy: When they fly in and take over my back porch, I get out my leaf blower and blow the frick out of them for several minutes, while swatting them while they're tired from flying away from the leaf blower - results have been moderate so far


I hate summer
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15551 posts
Posted on 7/6/21 at 1:45 pm to
This thread title really tested my bad habit of not reading the end of a sentence and just guessing where it was going
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43125 posts
Posted on 7/6/21 at 1:47 pm to
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DirtyDawg




Class of 2013 brah
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15551 posts
Posted on 7/6/21 at 1:51 pm to
Some say the greatest class in rant history
Posted by turnpiketiger
Lone Star State
Member since May 2020
11191 posts
Posted on 7/15/21 at 7:47 am to
Yea summer in the south blows
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 7/15/21 at 9:30 am to
quote:

they fly in and take over my back porch, I get out my leaf blower and blow the frick out of them for several minutes, while swatting them while they're tired from flying away from the leaf blower


Holy methamphetamine.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43125 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:51 pm to
Great discovery!


Simple Lysol disinfectant spray sitting on your back porch table ready to fight them back? Flies HATE IT and some of them DIE!






Holy shite I'm going to buy 5 cans of Lysol spray tonight. Kills those frickers and disinfects at the same fricking time.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43125 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:53 pm to
I've taken my back porch back because of Lysol spray.


Lysol spray on flies


Corporate oligarchs do NOT want you to know this!
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130203 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 6:36 pm to
Screening baw
Posted by bopper50
Sugarland Texas
Member since Mar 2009
9809 posts
Posted on 7/20/21 at 11:00 am to
Get you a Salt Gun and turn it into a sport. The gun is very cool and shoots a blast of table salt that knock the crap out of the fly.

Works good on those Cuban lizards.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57004 posts
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:32 pm to
Do you or neighbors have dogs that shite in the yard?

if so, probably where they are coming from
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43125 posts
Posted on 7/20/21 at 5:16 pm to
I like my lizards

they live in my concrete cracks and I've always been at peace with them
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43125 posts
Posted on 7/20/21 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

Do you or neighbors have dogs that shite in the yard?

if so, probably where they are coming from




bad neighbors just as you describe sold out - thank God - and construction just finished on new homes next door, so I think it's going to all dissipate. As is right now, the dirt they brought in for finishing the new yards next door was poor quality and stunk for a few days. Cheap contractors. It will wash down


but seriously, in the meantime, the Lysol spray is the bomb. If they don't die they at least leave and fricking stay gone. They hate that blast of spray
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