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I support torturous genocide against flies
Posted on 7/6/21 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 7/6/21 at 1:41 pm
even the women and children flies
ESPECIALLY the women and children flies
I'm testing a new strategy: When they fly in and take over my back porch, I get out my leaf blower and blow the frick out of them for several minutes, while swatting them while they're tired from flying away from the leaf blower - results have been moderate so far
I hate summer
ESPECIALLY the women and children flies
I'm testing a new strategy: When they fly in and take over my back porch, I get out my leaf blower and blow the frick out of them for several minutes, while swatting them while they're tired from flying away from the leaf blower - results have been moderate so far
I hate summer
Posted on 7/6/21 at 1:45 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
This thread title really tested my bad habit of not reading the end of a sentence and just guessing where it was going
Posted on 7/6/21 at 1:47 pm to DirtyDawg
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DirtyDawg
Class of 2013 brah

Posted on 7/6/21 at 1:51 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Some say the greatest class in rant history 

Posted on 7/15/21 at 7:47 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Yea summer in the south blows
Posted on 7/15/21 at 9:30 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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they fly in and take over my back porch, I get out my leaf blower and blow the frick out of them for several minutes, while swatting them while they're tired from flying away from the leaf blower
Holy methamphetamine.
Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:51 pm to starkvingrad
Great discovery!
Simple Lysol disinfectant spray sitting on your back porch table ready to fight them back? Flies HATE IT and some of them DIE!
Holy shite I'm going to buy 5 cans of Lysol spray tonight. Kills those frickers and disinfects at the same fricking time.
Simple Lysol disinfectant spray sitting on your back porch table ready to fight them back? Flies HATE IT and some of them DIE!
Holy shite I'm going to buy 5 cans of Lysol spray tonight. Kills those frickers and disinfects at the same fricking time.

Posted on 7/19/21 at 3:53 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I've taken my back porch back because of Lysol spray.
Lysol spray on flies
Corporate oligarchs do NOT want you to know this!
Lysol spray on flies
Corporate oligarchs do NOT want you to know this!
Posted on 7/20/21 at 11:00 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Get you a Salt Gun and turn it into a sport. The gun is very cool and shoots a blast of table salt that knock the crap out of the fly.
Works good on those Cuban lizards.
Works good on those Cuban lizards.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:32 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Do you or neighbors have dogs that shite in the yard?
if so, probably where they are coming from
if so, probably where they are coming from
Posted on 7/20/21 at 5:16 pm to bopper50
I like my lizards
they live in my concrete cracks and I've always been at peace with them
they live in my concrete cracks and I've always been at peace with them
Posted on 7/20/21 at 5:20 pm to NYCAuburn
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Do you or neighbors have dogs that shite in the yard?
if so, probably where they are coming from
bad neighbors just as you describe sold out - thank God - and construction just finished on new homes next door, so I think it's going to all dissipate. As is right now, the dirt they brought in for finishing the new yards next door was poor quality and stunk for a few days. Cheap contractors. It will wash down
but seriously, in the meantime, the Lysol spray is the bomb. If they don't die they at least leave and fricking stay gone. They hate that blast of spray
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