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re: How do you think you'll die?
Posted on 5/28/18 at 3:14 pm to momentoftruth87
Posted on 5/28/18 at 3:14 pm to momentoftruth87
Twenty years ago a gypsy told me “Never go on the water alone”. One day I’ll forget and buy a kayak.
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Posted on 5/28/18 at 3:15 pm to momentoftruth87
Heart attack sitting on the shitter in the old folks home reading a penthouse magazine from 1987.
Posted on 5/28/18 at 3:37 pm to Pavoloco83
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eart attack sitting on the shitter in the old folks home reading a penthouse magazine from 1987.
Posted on 5/28/18 at 4:19 pm to DavidTheGnome
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DavidTheGnome
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98% sure stroke
Nope
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Apparently, gnomes can only live to be 400 years-old, and David and his wife were both 399 throughout the series. So, when they hit the big 4-0-0, it was time for them to trek all the way to the Mountains of Beyond with their fellow quad-centenarian, Casper, to die.
I think you turn into a tree also.....
Posted on 5/28/18 at 4:43 pm to momentoftruth87
Overdosing on cocaine while surrounded by beautiful women. Hopefully.
Posted on 5/28/18 at 5:21 pm to momentoftruth87
Probably heart attack if i'm being honest.
Posted on 5/28/18 at 6:03 pm to pvilleguru
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I think so. I really don't want to live past 60. I don't think I'll have much of a problem checking out then.
You'd be surprised. At that age you stop giving a frick about what other people think, so you do whatever the frick you want. It's like when you see old people wear socks and flip flops inside a Walmart
They have zero fricks left to give in life. The older you get, the more shite you can get away with too. It's why the #MeToo movement didn't work on George H. Bush. He would slap a woman's arse and people would just look at a man that didn't know any better/from a different time. I can't wait to be 80 years old and be able to fart in public
.Posted on 5/28/18 at 6:37 pm to momentoftruth87
My heart will stop beating.
Posted on 5/29/18 at 9:02 am to momentoftruth87
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Sad to hear. You doing okay?
Yep, except even a common cold can get worrisome.
Posted on 5/29/18 at 9:42 am to Texas Weazel
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I can't wait to be 80 years old and be able to fart in public
WTF. I do that now.
Posted on 6/2/18 at 9:38 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
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I don't sleep more than 3-4 hours a day. I figure one of these days my body will just give up.
This shite is getting crazy. I couldn't sleep last night. Tossed and turned for a few hours and then I went and sit on the balcony at the condo until my family woke up. Then I drive us 9 hours (actually took 11 hours since nobody in my family can hold it) back home. Not even tired. Unpacked the car and then I mowed and trimmed my yard. Actually got pissed because I ran out of daylight and couldn't trim my shrubs. I fully expect to just drop dead someday because my body just quits.
Posted on 6/3/18 at 1:08 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
Have you tried starting and opioid habit?
Xanax?
Smoke a bowl before bed?
Do cocaine all day long and then stop an hour or two before bed so the come down puts you to sleep?
Xanax?
Smoke a bowl before bed?
Do cocaine all day long and then stop an hour or two before bed so the come down puts you to sleep?
Posted on 6/3/18 at 7:51 am to BowlJackson
Hmmmm, I don't feel like you have my best interest in mind with that post.
Posted on 6/3/18 at 11:16 am to momentoftruth87
An EMP.
Posted on 6/3/18 at 11:38 am to Kentucker
And then you’ll not die, but pass into the ether and achieve total consciousness.
This post was edited on 6/3/18 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 6/3/18 at 8:46 pm to DownSouthJukin
Actually, a strong EMP is the only thing that can stop the coming multiorganismic consciousness.
Posted on 6/3/18 at 8:52 pm to Kentucker
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multiorganismic consciousness
If I’m reading this right, and I’m probably not, my body is ready for this.
Posted on 6/3/18 at 9:30 pm to DownSouthJukin
You're thinking multiorgasmic, no doubt. You're already part of the multiorganismic body that is creating the network for its consciousness. There are several billion computer links (think neuron links) at this point.
Our brain has several trillion links but most of those are dedicated to bodily functions. I think we won't need quite as many for a multiorganismic consciousness.
Our brain has several trillion links but most of those are dedicated to bodily functions. I think we won't need quite as many for a multiorganismic consciousness.
Posted on 6/3/18 at 9:47 pm to Texas Weazel
quote:I don't give a frick about what other people think now. I don't want to watch my body/mind rapidly decline.
At that age you stop giving a frick about what other people think
This post was edited on 6/3/18 at 9:49 pm
Posted on 6/3/18 at 10:22 pm to Kentucker
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You're thinking multiorgasmic, no doubt.
Yes. But are you speaking of something akin to what we saw in the Matrix?
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