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How do football players get and stay so big?

Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:24 pm
Posted by DanMullins4Life
Member since Oct 2012
3168 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:24 pm
I'm 5'8" 142lbs, I workout every day(crossfit), I eat around 5,000 calories a day(Paleo), I use to weight 135lbs. If I don't eat 5,000 calories a day, I drop back down to 135-138lbs.

How do these football players weigh 230lbs or so at 6'1 - 6'2" and only eat McDonalds once a day and such?

My friend, Kevin, says that they're on steroids. But they can't be on steroids, because that's against the rules of football.
Posted by Bama Bird
Pittsburgh, PA
Member since Mar 2013
23240 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:24 pm to
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My friend, Kevin


Don't lie
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35906 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:25 pm to
camera adds 10 pounds
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29311 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

I'm 5'8" 142lbs, I workout every day(crossfit), I eat around 5,000 calories a day(Paleo), I use to weight 135lbs. If I don't eat 5,000 calories a day, I drop back down to 135-138lbs.

How do these football players weigh 230lbs or so at 6'1 - 6'2" and only eat McDonalds once a day and such?

My friend, Kevin, says that they're on steroids. But they can't be on steroids, because that's against the rules of football.



Because you're a midget.
Posted by DanMullins4Life
Member since Oct 2012
3168 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:27 pm to
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Because you're a midget.


5'8" is the average height in the world. You moron.

You're lucky you don't meet me in the streets, because I would wreck you. I might be 5'8" but I'm built like a bodyshop and I've taken karate and fitness kickboxing lessons.
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7826 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:28 pm to
Are you really 5'8"?

The tallest guy I ever met who said he was 5'8" was about 5'6".

Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:29 pm to
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I'm 5'8" 142lbs,


You're a midget and far too skinny. Gain some weight...
Posted by DanMullins4Life
Member since Oct 2012
3168 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:30 pm to
Why is this topic about how tall I am? This topic is about football players and how they're so big without eating alot of calories and doing crossfit.

Plus, girls love my height. I fit in their purse.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29311 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:31 pm to
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5'8" is the average height in the world. You moron.

You're lucky you don't meet me in the streets, because I would wreck you. I might be 5'8" but I'm built like a bodyshop and I've taken karate and fitness kickboxing lessons.


So you're scrawny? We'd be friends. I love backing up midgets.
Posted by DMagic
2x Super Bowl Champs
Member since Aug 2010
51832 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:31 pm to
You said you were 6'5 at one point I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:31 pm to
dan pls
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:33 pm to
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I'm 5'8" 142lbs, I workout every day(crossfit), I eat around 5,000 calories a day(Paleo),
Well, which one are you?
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29311 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

Why is this topic about how tall I am? This topic is about football players and how they're so big without eating alot of calories and doing crossfit.

Plus, girls love my height. I fit in their purse.


No girls likes a guy she can't wear heels around and still feel short. You better fix your personality or you're gonna be stuck with a fatty.
Posted by URHatinIt
Member since Dec 2011
4684 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:33 pm to
Try HGH
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35906 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:34 pm to
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You said you were 6'5 at one point


I believe that was Randy
Posted by TotalRebel
Member since Jan 2013
5886 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:35 pm to
They eat brick smoothies.
Posted by DanMullins4Life
Member since Oct 2012
3168 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:37 pm to
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I love backing up midgets.


I don't need backup.

I got more fight in me than a Friday night going around the world twice. Nom' sayin'?
Posted by TotalRebel
Member since Jan 2013
5886 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:37 pm to
If you go into any fast food restaurant and yell out " IT'S A BRICK HOUSE" then they will fix you a brick smoothie
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29311 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

I don't need backup.

I got more fight in me than a Friday night going around the world twice. Nom' sayin'?


It always helps having someone have your back?
Posted by DanMullins4Life
Member since Oct 2012
3168 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 9:39 pm to
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It always helps having someone have your back?



I rather a Texas A&M aggie be nowhere near my backside.
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