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Has anyone ever tried giving coke to a sloth to make him go faster?

Posted on 2/1/20 at 10:45 pm
Posted by GoGators04
Member since Oct 2019
370 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 10:45 pm
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93643 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 10:47 pm to
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 2/1/20 at 10:49 pm to
WTF is going on in here?
Posted by Terrific Tales
Member since Jan 2019
19425 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 10:50 pm to
Between this and your thread on tRant,

Oh boy
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93643 posts
Posted on 2/1/20 at 10:53 pm to
If you really wanna get out there, what if you gave coke to a sloth and xanax to a cheetah. Which one wins a race?
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17873 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 1:11 am to
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Has anyone ever tried giving coke to a sloth to make him go faster? by GoGators04

Like we have to guess why our state is overrun with herpes monkeys.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 9:12 am to
Nah, but I've gotten dogs and all kinds of bugs high before
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 9:36 am to
Ain’t gonna waste my shite on no sloth.
I work hard for my money
Posted by Fatboy22
Birmingham AL
Member since Aug 2018
1063 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 1:48 pm to
My dog loves to get high. Doesnt pay me any attention if I light up a cigarette. But if I spark a bowl he immediately comes over to hang out.
Posted by Fatboy22
Birmingham AL
Member since Aug 2018
1063 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 1:49 pm to
You'd have to think that if you got the dosage right it would have to increase speed. I bet the dosage is very small.
Posted by Commander Data
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Dec 2016
7289 posts
Posted on 2/2/20 at 4:29 pm to
My cousins gave cocaine to his cat and the cat died a half hour later. It's just not a good idea to give your pets a powerful stimulant. Marijuana smoke or maybe a little bit of beer for fido is a different story.
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