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re: Girl blows .347 after getting arrested for trying to get on the field
Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:44 pm to PrivatePublic
Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:44 pm to PrivatePublic
no means yes, yes means anal
Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:46 pm to mwlewis
Fraternity house + goldeneye007 = 0.563 GPA for one semester for me. My transcript from college is the fricking alphabet.
Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:52 pm to Ferg03
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My transcript from college is the fricking alphabet.
Same here but hey, at least we got our diplomas!

Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:56 pm to Ferg03
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She would have put me to shame on the "el captain" cruise, M
I once saw a guy drink 7 long island teas on a carnival cruise at dinner.
Posted on 9/2/13 at 2:17 pm to Ferg03
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0.563 GPA for one semester
Can't say I've screwed up that bad. Not yet anyway.

Posted on 9/2/13 at 2:30 pm to Ferg03
Lived 2 years in my fraternity house. What also make it difficult is that whenever anyone comes over its always to party.
Any UA Betas ITT?
Any UA Betas ITT?
Posted on 9/2/13 at 10:57 pm to plutonium55
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Plutonium55
Sounds like one serious badass. BTW do you have a fork?
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:06 pm to Roger Klarvin
So a girl blew a midget and this made the news because???
This post was edited on 9/3/13 at 11:24 am
Posted on 9/3/13 at 11:17 am to DonDraper
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Girl blows .347 after getting arrested for trying to get on the field
at the Iowa game.

Although, I can't say I blame her knowing how they played against NIU

Posted on 9/3/13 at 11:18 am to DonDraper
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For this lovely Saturday morning I will be eating wine for breakfast

Posted on 9/3/13 at 11:45 am to 15sammy34
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Why do I feel like most of the folks talking about how awesome she sounds haven't been around that type of crowd in a while?
This.
Posted on 9/3/13 at 11:51 am to DonDraper
Would not feel bad 1 bit having sex with her sober while she was blowing a .347
Posted on 9/3/13 at 11:58 am to Indfanfromcol
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Would not feel bad 1 bit having sex with her sober while she was blowing a .347
Don't worry if she is that bad of a alcoholic, then most of Iowa has beaten you to the punch.
Posted on 9/3/13 at 12:51 pm to DonDraper
I'm so glad I never lived in the fraternity house. I would have failed out by my junior year instead of just taking a victory lap
Posted on 9/3/13 at 12:59 pm to Alahunter
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Posted by Alahunter I see one of the following in her near future:
death by alcohol poisoning
death by drunk driving sexually assaulted
victim of domestic violence
reality show
No, I think it's more likely that she is the aggressor of domestic violence. I'll bet this girl is all kinds of crazy.
Posted on 9/3/13 at 2:26 pm to Hardy_Har
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It's CRAZY how much worse a hangover gets as you approach 30..
No doubt. If I get real hammered now, I can barely move for the next two days. Back in the day, all I needed was a short nap and a Gatorade to bounce back.
Posted on 9/3/13 at 2:33 pm to Patton
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I would have failed out by my junior year instead of just taking a victory lap
Being on campus makes it easier not to bail on class, but yeah it definitely didnt help my GPA, and also added on a few thousand to my out-of-state student loans. So there's that.
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