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Posted on 8/31/17 at 12:44 am to AUlock54
I hate football season.
(Oh..hell..no!)
(Oh..hell..no!)
This post was edited on 8/31/17 at 12:45 am
Posted on 8/31/17 at 11:34 am to Hogwarts
I have Blue Waffle
(don't google at work
)
Mom is moving in
(don't google at work

Mom is moving in
Posted on 8/31/17 at 1:57 pm to Pinche Cabron
Fall weddings are great.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:38 pm to Hogwarts
quote:
Four words that strike fear in every man..
'I'm an aggy grad"

Posted on 9/1/17 at 12:25 am to Hogwarts
I value our friendship.
Are you over her?
You're not over her.
He's just a friend.
You just want sex.
Isn't my friend pretty?
Turn off that game.
Can you fix it?
My parents are coming.
You pick the movie/restaurant.
Your friends are jerks.
My period is late.
I'm on my period.
I have a headache.
Put on a condom.
I was faking it.
I've never faked it.
I'm still a virgin. (So many reasons why this is scary)
Let's take things slow.
You've gotta pull out.
I went to FSU.
Women have so many ways to scare the crap out of us!
Are you over her?
You're not over her.
He's just a friend.
You just want sex.
Isn't my friend pretty?
Turn off that game.
Can you fix it?
My parents are coming.
You pick the movie/restaurant.
Your friends are jerks.
My period is late.
I'm on my period.
I have a headache.
Put on a condom.
I was faking it.
I've never faked it.
I'm still a virgin. (So many reasons why this is scary)
Let's take things slow.
You've gotta pull out.
I went to FSU.
Women have so many ways to scare the crap out of us!
This post was edited on 9/1/17 at 12:46 am
Posted on 9/1/17 at 1:29 am to The muffintime
I overcooked the steaks.
I'm out of weed
I'm out of weed
Posted on 9/1/17 at 10:21 pm to CCTider
Raise the toilet seat.
but CBN knocked it out of the park.
but CBN knocked it out of the park.
This post was edited on 9/1/17 at 10:22 pm
Posted on 9/1/17 at 10:41 pm to Hogwarts
Tomorrow's the Women's March.
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