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Drunk Model Arrested for DUI
Posted on 3/1/24 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 3/1/24 at 12:53 pm
Stolen from tot. Sorry no pics
She was runner up for Miss New Jersey and apparently does some pro modeling here and there. (Also an Instagram thot, of course).
Cops get a call for a car in a parking lot playing loud music. They roll up and she is totally shitfaced just chilling in her car by herself. Entertainment ensues.
Female Cop: You've got a hole in your pocket
Model: I've got several holes (laughs)
Model: I'm an alcoholic, all I do is drink. But I'm not gonna butter my fricking wings for you.
Model: You're the one who's married, not me.
Cop: Well that's a surprise.
Model: I do what I do cause I handle my handle
She was runner up for Miss New Jersey and apparently does some pro modeling here and there. (Also an Instagram thot, of course).
Cops get a call for a car in a parking lot playing loud music. They roll up and she is totally shitfaced just chilling in her car by herself. Entertainment ensues.
Female Cop: You've got a hole in your pocket
Model: I've got several holes (laughs)
Model: I'm an alcoholic, all I do is drink. But I'm not gonna butter my fricking wings for you.
Model: You're the one who's married, not me.
Cop: Well that's a surprise.
Model: I do what I do cause I handle my handle
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 1:10 pm to pioneerbasketball
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Sorry no pics
No name for research purposes?
Posted on 3/1/24 at 1:22 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 3/1/24 at 1:39 pm to pioneerbasketball
Pio what is wrong with you
Posted on 3/1/24 at 4:24 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
LJS saves the thread. 
Posted on 3/1/24 at 4:34 pm to pioneerbasketball
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Sorry no pics
She was runner up for Miss New Jersey
I’m gonna have to stop you right there.
Miss New Jersey?
Runner Up?
Seriously…for starters…the “competition” for “ Miss New Jersey ” is setting the bar REALLY low.
Also?…Model?
I think they’re playing pretty fast and loose with that term while trying to fabricate some kind of reasonable semblance of “Headline-Click-Bait” while “reporting” this news worthy “story”
Miss New Jersey?…Runner Up?
Have you seen just what kind of marginal “Talent Demonstration” it merely takes for any given Floozy just to claim a spot in the Semi-Finals in the Miss NJ Pageant?
Posted on 3/1/24 at 4:38 pm to Jrv2damac
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Pio what is wrong with you
Posted on 3/1/24 at 5:22 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
WOAH 
she gotta strong neck. Her boyfriend's a lucky man on March 14.
she gotta strong neck. Her boyfriend's a lucky man on March 14. 
Posted on 3/1/24 at 8:43 pm to OK Roughneck
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WOAH
she gotta strong neck. Her boyfriend's a lucky man
I’m not entirely sure what you mean there?
Sure…she’s got a pretty solid “side-to-side-head-swivel” skill set going for her using that toilet seat as a Hula-Hoop with her neck.
However?…personally?…
When it comes to preferred skill based characteristics in a female companion?…
…I find much greater value in the naturally intrinsic ability of a Woman being able to perform an “up & down -head bobbing” motion for prolonged periods of time.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:38 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
Posted on 3/2/24 at 8:33 am to SupperClubDrunkBus
Posted on 3/3/24 at 7:48 am to pioneerbasketball
i will never invite you to my fishing camp again.
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Posted on 3/3/24 at 8:53 am to Armymann50
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i will never invite you to my fishing camp again.
Last 3 times, we fished together I outfished you. So, I understand.
Posted on 3/4/24 at 3:44 am to pioneerbasketball
You told everyone he'd catch more fish than you, didn't you.
Posted on 3/4/24 at 8:23 am to Drydock
He ate the chicken liver.
Posted on 3/4/24 at 1:22 pm to pioneerbasketball
Did he eat the gizzards? He deserves the curse if he didn't share.
Posted on 3/6/24 at 8:39 pm to Jrv2damac
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Pio what is wrong with you
Do you really have to ask?
I thought you were one of his alters?
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