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Drinking Diet Coke causes early death

Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:32 pm
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:32 pm
Increases incidence of heart attack and stroke.

Thoughts & prayers, SECdragonmaster.







This post was edited on 2/14/19 at 3:37 pm
Posted by momentoftruth87
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:35 pm to
Y'all so mean to tMasterOfDragons with his addiction.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:37 pm to
He brings it on himself. He cannot slay the devil in a can.

This post was edited on 2/14/19 at 3:40 pm
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:37 pm to
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Drinking diet drinks causes early death

Dang it, that was my path toward recovery after becoming an Arkansas fan briefly
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:40 pm to
That shite is addictive, apparently.



Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:40 pm to
Diet Coke doesn't taste right, don't know why people drink it
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:41 pm to
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Y'all so mean to tMasterOfDragons with his addiction.


Just look at him-so sad:





Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:41 pm to
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Diet Coke doesn't taste right, don't know why people drink it


Does meth taste right? Why do people do it?
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:42 pm to
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Does meth taste right? Why do people do it?

It leaves you feeling as clear as a crystal after use. Thats why its popular
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:44 pm to
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It leaves you feeling as clear as a crystal after use. Thats why its popular


Sounds like you speak from experience.

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Kentucky Fan


Checks out.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:50 pm to
Posted by LouisvilleKat
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:55 pm to
shite load me up then.
Posted by piggilicious
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:56 pm to
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Diet Coke doesn't taste right, don't know why people drink it


I limit myself to one a day but that bubbly burn in the throat during the first sip is like almost orgasmic.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 4:16 pm to
Sorry cant share, this weekend's kinda special
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 4:26 pm to
Monster truck pull in Terra Haute?
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 4:32 pm to
Nah Tractor Pull in Mooresville
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 4:33 pm to
Sweet.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 4:38 pm to
The finest of entertainments calls for the finest of drugs
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 5:16 pm to
If you're gonna drink soda, might as well drink a regular coke. Diet coke causes cancer
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 5:55 pm to
What is this torture???

I internet hate all of you right now.

My emotions are unstable. Part of me is angry at your bullying. Part of me is depressed by being bullied. Part of me wants to cry and soothe myself with a cold Diet Coke but that just proves you all are right.

I feel lonely on Valentine’s Day. Only the OTB can create that kind of emotion.

I think I will compromise by smoking warm bath salts.
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