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re: Drinking Diet Coke causes early death

Posted on 2/14/19 at 5:57 pm to
Posted by TT9
Global warming
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 5:57 pm to
Trump would've been dead decades ago if true.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

TT9



Get me a coke please
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:06 pm to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27196 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:20 pm to
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What is this torture???

I internet hate all of you right now.

My emotions are unstable. Part of me is angry at your bullying. Part of me is depressed by being bullied. Part of me wants to cry and soothe myself with a cold Diet Coke but that just proves you all are right.

I feel lonely on Valentine’s Day. Only the OTB can create that kind of emotion.

I think I will compromise by smoking warm bath salts.


Such strong rage on a beautiful holiday of love.

Try not to eat anyone's face, please.
This post was edited on 2/14/19 at 6:21 pm
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16179 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:27 pm to
Take that dragon off your username.

You are not qualified to be in the order of dragons.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:27 pm to
No simple sugars for you!
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54621 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:39 pm to
Diet Coke Ho, too skinny!
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25176 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:45 pm to
I do not know if the study is correct... but having drank a few diet cokes in my time I can say that drinking one will make you wish you were dead.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54621 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:56 pm to
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You are not qualified to be in the order of dragons.


Dragons were signs of the Emperor so if you wound on being impregnated by royal blood it was "covered up" as a dragon had taken advantage of you.

In the good old USA it got reduced to this




Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18881 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 7:00 pm to
Why are you posting pics of my bath robes?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27196 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:10 pm to
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Take that dragon off your username.

You are not qualified to be in the order of dragons.



Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:21 pm to
I put bourbon in it to cancel out the negative coke effex.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16179 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:19 pm to
You know I am having fun.

This thread is a badge of honor.

Kind of like a nickname among bros.

The biggest insult on these boards would be to be unknown.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27196 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:50 pm to
All truth, my friend. Couldn’t help but make this thread when I saw the article.
This post was edited on 2/14/19 at 9:56 pm
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21373 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:04 am to
Read this 15 years ago and I believe it now.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16179 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:05 am to
Cheese,

I looked on amazon this morning and can’t find one of those sweet green hoodies. Got a link for me to order one? The look lightweight for the summer and all.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16179 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:07 am to
quote:

I put bourbon in it to cancel out the negative coke effex.


This man is a thinker. I did not know that would help. TGIF, gonna try it tonight!
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27196 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 2:34 pm to
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Take that dragon off your username.

You are not qualified to be in the order of dragons.


I think we can adopt this in some way. Maybe as a hierarchy in the Ilewminati.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 2:38 pm to
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order of dragons.


I want in. What are the rules?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27196 posts
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:55 pm to
You doing good.
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