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re: Does this sexy pig offend you?
Posted on 4/9/13 at 8:44 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 4/9/13 at 8:44 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 8:46 pm to Randy1375
Cheer up Randy. I was socially awkward and managed to get pretty much caught up within 5 years of college. Here's what you need to do to experience all the things you should:
You should definitely pledge a frat.
Keep about 40 bucks in your shoe when you go out incase you lose your wallet, keys, phone, etc. and wake up in Dallas after going to a party in Houston the night before. Its enough to buy a go phone or a taxi.
When you get drunk and say/do dumb shite, as long as you don't remember, don't acknowledge it ever happened. This is a slippery slope that leads to the devil.
You should definitely pledge a frat.
Keep about 40 bucks in your shoe when you go out incase you lose your wallet, keys, phone, etc. and wake up in Dallas after going to a party in Houston the night before. Its enough to buy a go phone or a taxi.
When you get drunk and say/do dumb shite, as long as you don't remember, don't acknowledge it ever happened. This is a slippery slope that leads to the devil.
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 8:50 pm to cokebottleag
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 9:06 pm to Randy1375
Goddammit Randy. Stop trolling everyone in my thread.
Posted on 4/9/13 at 9:19 pm to Slippery Slope
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 9:20 pm to Randy1375
Can I use a quote?
I've never asked before, but feel inclined..
I've never asked before, but feel inclined..
Posted on 4/9/13 at 9:21 pm to Hardy_Har
quote away Landmass brethren
Posted on 4/9/13 at 9:22 pm to Randy1375
I will not.
Posted on 4/9/13 at 9:22 pm to Hardy_Har
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 9:24 pm to Slippery Slope
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 9:25 pm to Randy1375
I really LOLed.. First time in 2013.
Posted on 4/9/13 at 9:28 pm to Slippery Slope
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 9:29 pm to Randy1375
My mind is blown right now. Don't think I've ever known anyone that came up in a house that strict.
Posted on 4/9/13 at 9:31 pm to Hardy_Har
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 9:33 pm to 15sammy34
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 9:37 pm to Randy1375
The first time you come home from OM, you need to have a couple highly visible fake (but legit looking) tattoos, some fake piercings, and maybe rent a whore for the day. Have the whore record your parents reaction.
You're welcome
You're welcome
Posted on 4/9/13 at 9:49 pm to The Nino
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 10:09 pm to Randy1375
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I always wanted a Ole Miss script tattooed on my shoulder.
damnit Randy, you're think small potato. I'm thinking mike Tyson. Face tattoo...make it happen.
Seriously though, good luck to you. Look into a frat, it'll help you adjust to real life
as to the OP: if she sees that pig as being sexual, then she has bigger problems than just being a feminist.
Posted on 4/9/13 at 10:14 pm to The Nino
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 10:42 pm to Randy1375
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Lets see what else.
I am not allowed to have a phone
I really only leave the house to go to church on Sunday.
I have no door for my room.
She checks my iPod for what kind of apps and music I have.
It amazing I am not gay yet!
Ok, for one I'm having a tough time deciding if you're being serious.
But what I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around is that you're gonna be going from this straight to Ole Miss. Are your folks aware of the type of shite that goes down here? And basically everyone at Ole Miss gets fricked up, more than anywhere else I've been, it's really hard to avoid. You'll have a similar experience as those North Koreans that escape prison camps.
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