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Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:08 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Hell no
Couldn't breathe
Couldn't breathe
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:16 pm to danfraz
That's pretty sick.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:32 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I once went home with a girl, she was a solid OT 8 in the looks department, but she had a pussy funk like you write home about. She had the ODOR, she had the mother frickin OH-DEAR.
But she was hot, so I thought I could tough it out. But after I started giving her the D, the smell got worse and worse. I couldn't take it, I just stopped and made some lame arse excuse like "I can't do this, I have a girlfriend, it's not right"- which was kinda true, btw. And then I got the frick outta there
Before you judge me, this was an awful stench like you wouldn't believe. Imagine a smell so bad that, in order to make it, you would have to eat a dead guy who just ate Indian food and then shite his pants.
But she was hot, so I thought I could tough it out. But after I started giving her the D, the smell got worse and worse. I couldn't take it, I just stopped and made some lame arse excuse like "I can't do this, I have a girlfriend, it's not right"- which was kinda true, btw. And then I got the frick outta there
Before you judge me, this was an awful stench like you wouldn't believe. Imagine a smell so bad that, in order to make it, you would have to eat a dead guy who just ate Indian food and then shite his pants.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:34 pm to sorantable
No such thing as bad sex. Some sex is just better than other sex
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:39 pm to sorantable
Yes for various reasons
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:43 pm to DMagic
Ok so does bad sex exist for those who can't smell anything?
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:45 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
smell isn't the only reason for bad sex
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:45 pm to UMRealist
What else?
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:46 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
have you never fricked a girl who was just dead weight? I can't enjoy myself if i'm fricking a corpse
This post was edited on 6/20/13 at 7:53 pm
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:47 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Not being able to get off sometimes sucks pretty bad
ETA: not a humble brag
ETA: not a humble brag
This post was edited on 6/20/13 at 7:48 pm
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:48 pm to DMagic
It isn't the sex's fault u drank so much
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:49 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
yes it isPosted on 6/20/13 at 7:52 pm to sorantable
Nonconsensual sex with another man would be pretty unfortunate and not all that great.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:52 pm to UMRealist
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have you never fricked a girl who was just dead weight? I can enjoy myself if i'm fricking a corpse
I'm calling you Necro from here on out.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:53 pm to InVolNerable
lmfao I didn't notice i left off the t 
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:53 pm to UMRealist
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have you never fricked a girl who was just dead weight? I can enjoy myself if i'm fricking a corpse
I have had plenty of women start off as dead weight, and yeah it makes it less enjoyable at first. But that makes it easier to go harder and I have never, NEVER had a case where that dead weight didn't come alive within a few minutes.
You may have a problem brah.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:54 pm to UMRealist
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:54 pm to PrivatePublic
The one girl I've fricked that was like that was just awful. I gave it 20 minutes before I pulled out and made up an excuse to leave. Worst sexual experience of my life.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 8:01 pm to PrivatePublic
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NEVER had a case where that dead weight didn't come alive within a few minutes.
I'm sure it was due more to the girl clenching, trying to hold back her laughter at your needle dick
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