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Clemson grad tries to raise chickens

Posted on 10/16/18 at 7:26 am
Posted by TheUSC
Irmo
Member since Sep 2018
887 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 7:26 am
A Clemson Grad goes to the Clemson extension for advise on how to have a chicken farm. The Clemson extension agent gives instruction and sells him 100 chickens to start his chicken farm.
The Clemson grad comes back in a week and tells the agent that all his baby chickens died. The agent sells him 100 more chickens. A week later the grad calls the agent and informs him they all died too. The agent said he would come to his farm to see the cause of all the baby chickens deaths. When the agent arrived , he told the grad, I already see the problem. You planted them upside down.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:44 am to
Sorry I'm lost here.
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8633 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:53 am to
probably funnier in your head.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26176 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 9:26 am to
I've heard that joke a few times before I must admit. Not a surprise since I spent 25 years in NW Arkansas.
Posted by TheUSC
Irmo
Member since Sep 2018
887 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 9:33 am to
You don’t plant chickens
The Clemson grad planted them and the Clemson agent thought you do and told him too. But he planted them head first. So the agent thought that was the reason they died. Oh never mind. Lol
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:04 am to
ahh gotcha farming jokes.

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Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 11:12 am to
I liked it.
Posted by Hedgeman
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 11:54 am to
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
20921 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 12:03 pm to
So, Clemson alum typically bury chickens (or gamecocks).


Got it.
Posted by TheUSC
Irmo
Member since Sep 2018
887 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 12:43 pm to
I kinda knew I’d get that response sooner or later. Won’t downvote. I kinda asked for it.
Posted by TheUSC
Irmo
Member since Sep 2018
887 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:29 pm to
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I liked it

Thanks.
Posted by lsuoldft
Perdido Key, FL
Member since Jul 2014
266 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:35 pm to
Chickens aren’t planted!!!!!!! Who knew
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4565 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 2:11 pm to
I like to go to the pet store and place a bag of bird seed on the counter and ask the cashier how long it takes for the birds to grow from the seeds?
Posted by TheUSC
Irmo
Member since Sep 2018
887 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 2:34 pm to
Lol. Now that’s funny. Can you imagine the look on their face if you acted serious.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 3:14 pm to
I don't eat chicken anymore.

Ever since this;
LINK
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 3:37 pm to
Good move. Chicken consumption causes moob growth.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

Good move. Chicken consumption causes moob growth.


All meat does.

Strictly plant based since 2017

Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:00 pm to
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Strictly plant based since 2017


LINK
Posted by TheUSC
Irmo
Member since Sep 2018
887 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:26 pm to
Bleed Garnet and KSGamecock, y’all crack me up. Where do y’all find that crazy shite. Upvotes.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

Where do y’all find that crazy shite.


I'm in some pretty sick meme groups on facebook. My aunt Barb runs one, she's insanely good at making the memes.
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