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Clemson grad tries to raise chickens
Posted on 10/16/18 at 7:26 am
Posted on 10/16/18 at 7:26 am
A Clemson Grad goes to the Clemson extension for advise on how to have a chicken farm. The Clemson extension agent gives instruction and sells him 100 chickens to start his chicken farm.
The Clemson grad comes back in a week and tells the agent that all his baby chickens died. The agent sells him 100 more chickens. A week later the grad calls the agent and informs him they all died too. The agent said he would come to his farm to see the cause of all the baby chickens deaths. When the agent arrived , he told the grad, I already see the problem. You planted them upside down.
The Clemson grad comes back in a week and tells the agent that all his baby chickens died. The agent sells him 100 more chickens. A week later the grad calls the agent and informs him they all died too. The agent said he would come to his farm to see the cause of all the baby chickens deaths. When the agent arrived , he told the grad, I already see the problem. You planted them upside down.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:53 am to TheUSC
probably funnier in your head.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 9:26 am to TheUSC
I've heard that joke a few times before I must admit. Not a surprise since I spent 25 years in NW Arkansas. 

Posted on 10/16/18 at 9:33 am to I Bleed Garnet
You don’t plant chickens
The Clemson grad planted them and the Clemson agent thought you do and told him too. But he planted them head first. So the agent thought that was the reason they died. Oh never mind. Lol
The Clemson grad planted them and the Clemson agent thought you do and told him too. But he planted them head first. So the agent thought that was the reason they died. Oh never mind. Lol
Posted on 10/16/18 at 10:04 am to TheUSC
ahh gotcha farming jokes.
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 12:03 pm to TheUSC
So, Clemson alum typically bury chickens (or gamecocks).
Got it.
Got it.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 12:43 pm to madmaxvol
I kinda knew I’d get that response sooner or later. Won’t downvote. I kinda asked for it.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:29 pm to Kentucker
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I liked it
Thanks.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:35 pm to TheUSC
Chickens aren’t planted!!!!!!! Who knew
Posted on 10/16/18 at 2:11 pm to TheUSC
I like to go to the pet store and place a bag of bird seed on the counter and ask the cashier how long it takes for the birds to grow from the seeds?
Posted on 10/16/18 at 2:34 pm to bengalbait
Lol. Now that’s funny. Can you imagine the look on their face if you acted serious.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 3:14 pm to TheUSC
Posted on 10/16/18 at 3:37 pm to I Bleed Garnet
Good move. Chicken consumption causes moob growth.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 3:57 pm to KSGamecock
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Good move. Chicken consumption causes moob growth.
All meat does.
Strictly plant based since 2017
Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:00 pm to I Bleed Garnet
Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:26 pm to KSGamecock
Bleed Garnet and KSGamecock, y’all crack me up. Where do y’all find that crazy shite. Upvotes.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:27 pm to TheUSC
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Where do y’all find that crazy shite.
I'm in some pretty sick meme groups on facebook. My aunt Barb runs one, she's insanely good at making the memes.
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