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re: CDC to announce first Ebola case in the U.S.

Posted on 9/30/14 at 6:44 pm to
Posted by UMTigerRebel
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 6:44 pm to
John Youngblood would dominate.
Posted by cyde
He gone
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 6:46 pm to
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Imagine an all white sec.

Well, we could sort of get a taste of what it was in the glory days of Bear and Cholly Mac... and then we'd turn into a shite-tier conference in record time.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 6:49 pm to
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There are a few good reasons why the epidemic in western Africa is so bad; the state of their public health and sanitation infrastructure (or lack thereof),


Lack thereof is the correct status. I have researched the countries that are afflicted by Ebola and the common denominator is a lack of public health and sanitation infrastructure.

In Monrovia, particularly, the density of the population is incredible especially considering that running water and sewers are completely absent in huges areas of the metropolis. West Point, the biggest slum, has 75,000 people jammed into two square miles of land that has water on three sides of the peninsula.

The average life expectancy in Liberia is in the low 40s. Little wonder considering the horrible living conditions in that country.

Shitting in a canal.


Shitting in the woods.


Shitting in a stream.


Posted by cyde
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 6:52 pm to
Yep, and the other factors don't help at all. The patent mistrust of medical authorities and their tendency to touch and rub all over the deceased at funerals. Multiple disease vectors, no reliable reporting or statistics and no real way of curbing the spread.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 6:54 pm to
Somehow I think they would be better off speeding out and living a more tribal life style than living in a cramped 3rd world city
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:03 pm to
There ain't nothing wrong with shitting in the woods now.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:08 pm to
Liberia and Kentucky have very similar population sizes and geographically they're almost equal in square mileage.

Kentucky is 50% urban and 50% rural. Liberia is 48% and 52% respectively.

The main problem for Liberia is its population growth rate which is the highest in the world at 4.50% per annum. The urban centers, especially Monrovia, have been overwhelmed and their public health and sanitation infrastructures have collapsed leaving their populations vulnerable to the wild spread of diseases.
Posted by BillyBobPorkin
Stump Toe, Ar
Member since May 2014
1082 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:11 pm to
Breezed through this thread and from what I gather is:

a. T-Bird has Ebola
b. White folks are saved
c. T-bird not white
d. Ebola staaaaaaaaaaacked
e. T-bird Fuuuuuuuuucked



amarite?
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:14 pm to
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There ain't nothing wrong with shitting in the woods now.


Not when it's just a few, but when it's the area where 75,000 people defacate, permanently, then you can see how very dangerous it can be.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:15 pm to
pretty much, ebola is taking the one good aggie from us
Posted by BillyBobPorkin
Stump Toe, Ar
Member since May 2014
1082 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:18 pm to
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ebola is taking the one good aggie from us



has anyone set up memorial fund in his name yet?
This post was edited on 9/30/14 at 7:19 pm
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:19 pm to
Im typing up a email for the ESPN make a wish segment. Hopefully we can get Jimmy Johnson to take T-bird for a spin around the track before ebola gets him.

Then Tom ranauldi can do a piece on how the sec-r has come together in memory of T-bird. There wont be a dry eye at game day.
Posted by BillyBobPorkin
Stump Toe, Ar
Member since May 2014
1082 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:22 pm to
I'm hoping they let him dress up in football gear and let him score a touchdown during halftime. Maybe they can get Johnny to throw him the TD pass in the segment.

This post was edited on 9/30/14 at 7:23 pm
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:25 pm to
Aggie game on saturday with trill throwing a pass to him, Cowboys game on sunday, Spurs practice on monday, T-bird starts to go down hill during the week. Thursday a now wheel chair bound T-bird is towed behind Johnson first and then Gordon.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

a. T-Bird has Ebola
b. White folks are saved
c. T-bird not white
d. Ebola staaaaaaaaaaacked
e. T-bird Fuuuuuuuuucked


Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:26 pm to
Y'all got me rolling irl
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:27 pm to
Does Ebola only kills black people? Like bubonic plague but opposite?
This post was edited on 9/30/14 at 7:31 pm
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

Im typing up a email for the ESPN make a wish segment. Hopefully we can get Jimmy Johnson to take T-bird for a spin around the track before ebola gets him.

Then Tom ranauldi can do a piece on how the sec-r has come together in memory of T-bird. There wont be a dry eye at game day.


Or ebola ate T-birds BBC, and T-bird could no longer participate in the jizz jar games, but still had the Aggie spirit.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:28 pm to
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ebola ate T-birds BBC


Ebola haz teh ghey?
Posted by BillyBobPorkin
Stump Toe, Ar
Member since May 2014
1082 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 7:28 pm to
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Y'all got me rolling irl



Dude, I'm just glad you are in good spirits. I would be all depressed and shite. Do you still have time to get some more bucket list shite done? You know, being non-white and no cure and all.
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