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re: Cam named his son Chosen Newton?
Posted on 1/1/16 at 4:53 pm to Evolved Simian
Posted on 1/1/16 at 4:53 pm to Evolved Simian
Dude...... Everybody knows that the starting NFL QB genes plus Stripper genes equals the Chosen One. Surely you knew this? 
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Posted on 1/2/16 at 7:10 am to Evolved Simian
I would've swore he batted for the other team.
He seems as fruity as a pro football player could be.
He seems as fruity as a pro football player could be.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 10:30 am to PorkSammich
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He seems as fruity as a pro football player could be.
Well, she's from a DC strip club, and rumor is the Ravens ran a train on her. I guess Cam was just next in line.
Seriously, though. I feel sorry for Cam. He's basically just a big dumb kid. He's let some damn gold digger take advantage of that, and now he's stuck. He's not the type who's going to abandon his kid with a whore. When she takes off with his money, Cam will probably be raising him.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 11:33 am to Evolved Simian
Giving your kid a fricked up name seems to be the cultural norm in certain communities... 
Posted on 1/2/16 at 5:59 pm to AlaTiger
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Better than Fig.
Sir Issac Fig Newton FTW.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 6:03 pm to Evolved Simian
Kid has douche name to go along with douche genes.
Posted on 1/2/16 at 6:21 pm to Iron Lion
Cam been fricking your women or your mind for years... suppose you are used to it by now
Posted on 1/3/16 at 11:03 am to Evolved Simian
Chosen Won Newton?
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