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re: Bourbon Whiskey is arse.

Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:14 pm to
Posted by ccard257
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Oct 2012
1410 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:14 pm to
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Single malt is way better.


100% correct. Even the best bourbon still tastes like cough syrup.
Posted by BranchDawg
Flowery Branch
Member since Nov 2013
9931 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:17 pm to
frick you, pussy arse Aggie

Drink real alcohol
Posted by cramps
Member since Oct 2012
2373 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:19 pm to
Balcones actually makes a very good single malt.
This post was edited on 1/17/22 at 3:31 pm
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:26 pm to
Schlitz or GTFO
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:26 pm to
Posted by LSURulzSEC
Lake Charles via Oakdale
Member since Aug 2004
78522 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:35 pm to
Bet your fridge is full of white claw...
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26168 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:35 pm to
You could have just said we prefer our cheerleaders to be male and wearing milkman outfits. That would have told us straight away to ignore anything you say.
Posted by Bwmdx
Member since Dec 2018
3189 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:50 pm to
Texas makes some fine vodkas though.
Posted by Bwmdx
Member since Dec 2018
3189 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:52 pm to
The salt and smegma from the cock throws off the bourbon flavor.
Posted by Floki
Member since Nov 2020
1134 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:54 pm to
Scotch tastes like a fricking ash tray.

Colonel EH Taylor is the best drink known to man. It's a fact. Look it up.
This post was edited on 1/17/22 at 3:56 pm
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 4:00 pm to
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Scotch tastes like a fricking ash tray.


Fight me.
Posted by SCDawg95
Fayetteville ,NC
Member since Oct 2019
6312 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 4:04 pm to
Not playing in the bowl games Bc your coach is too pussy is arse too
Posted by 0x2102
Southeastern Texas
Member since Dec 2020
1700 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 4:04 pm to
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You’re arse.

Posted by 0x2102
Southeastern Texas
Member since Dec 2020
1700 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 4:06 pm to
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I bet even your brisket is dry. BluegrassBelle went there

Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 4:08 pm to
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Scotch tastes like a fricking ash tray.


Shut your mouth.

Macallan with a splash of water is great.
Posted by LSU82BILL
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
10605 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

Maybe God looked at the a certain place in America and decided it was not worth saving, so he got the locals to start distilling it to kill off the population.


Nah, bourbon is man-made. Something like the Texas Dust Bowl that rendered 35 million acres of fertile, cultivated farmland usesless is an act of God and probably his idea of killing off a population.
Posted by BigB123
Texas
Member since Dec 2018
1028 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 4:09 pm to
Gross. Any beer requiring fruit to be palatable is an immediate rejection in the Big B household.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

Nah, bourbon is man-made. Something like the Texas Dust Bowl that rendered 35 million acres of fertile, cultivated farmland usesless is an act of God and probably his idea of killing off a population.

didn't work
Posted by Frankie Yale
Member since Jan 2022
47 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 4:20 pm to
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Bourbon Whiskey is arse.

Bourbon Whiskey is for men and women of class and fortitude.

No surprise that an Aggie has "arse" on his mind. What is his name?
Posted by LSU82BILL
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
10605 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 4:21 pm to
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didn't work


You're right. They all just got displaced to California and procreated. Now their grandchilden and great-granchildren are migrating back to Texas.....

.......and ready to vote Democrat.

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