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Arkansas two dozen former nicotine monkeys to Florida

Posted on 12/13/18 at 9:21 am
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 9:21 am
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Former nicotine research monkeys now at primate sanctuary

GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) — More than two dozen monkeys that were test subjects in nicotine addiction research denounced by British primatologist Jane Goodall have been moved from an Arkansas lab to a Florida primate sanctuary.

The Gainesville Sun reported Wednesday that the squirrel monkeys are now at the city’s Jungle Friends Primate Sanctuary. The nicotine addiction study by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration started in 2014 and was suspended last year after the agency learned four research monkeys had died.


AP story
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18495 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 9:27 am to
The monkeys will fit right in. All they need is a couple of oxys.
Posted by teamjackson
Headspace, LLC
Member since Nov 2012
4606 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:29 am to
And monkey jorts
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

And monkey jorts



Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 1:54 pm to
Think I'm having a Mandela effect moment here because I thought Jane Goodall died in the 80s.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17873 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:02 pm to
i give it 3 weeks before they contract the monkey herpes so prevalent in the the wild monkeys of silver springs 40 miles away.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12589 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 5:42 pm to


Florida getting our hand me down monkeys.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19911 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 11:15 am to
“Nicotine Monkey” sounds like an XBox screen name for an old woman parked in front of the slots.

My son uses Hitman Monkey, riffing off this meme.

Posted by Notherdamnhog
Huntsville, Al
Member since Aug 2010
5935 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:00 pm to
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Florida getting our hand me down monkeys.
I hope they packed a few cartons of Marlboro Lights in the Monkey van for the trip down.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63853 posts
Posted on 12/17/18 at 2:10 pm to
Reminds me of the chimp in Project X that could only be rewarded with cigarettes while all the others got snacks.
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