re: 9/11 Was A Conspiracy!

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Relevant factual information is totally ignored and widely unknown by the average person.

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HAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAHAGAGAGGGGISHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Read this sentence out loud to yourself and see if something miraculously clicks.

Well I mean, technically speaking aren't you and I and several other people here "Feds". If so I guess we all up in his head.

While I don't think we had anything to do with 9/11 I take it as a complement that people think we'd be even halfway competent enough to pull off such a conspiracy. The Federal Government I know and love can hardly move a group of people across a street without years of planning, a myriad of hiccups and people blasting it out on social media.

I mean seriously, it goes like this:

-Receive warning order: be prepared to cross street

-Scout out and assess street

-Backward plan how much time you have to prepare to cross street

-Assess options on crossing street, should we jaywalk? Use cross walk? Road guards?

-Brief options to leader. He gives you tons of shite but picks one

-Write detailed order detailing who is to cross what street and how

-Rehearse crossing similar streets, provide remedial training to those who need special help

-Fat angry wives begin bothering you about the fact that the street crossing training is keeping their Husbands at work too long

-Assemble detailed roster of all those who are to cross street, have them show up at every street crossing training event at least three hours early

-Draw up risk assessment for crossing street

-Conduct checkpoint meetings and working groups to ensure you know how to cross this street

-Conduct inspections to ensure you have everything you need to cross street

-Finally begin crossing street

-Half of group doesn't show up

-Other half crosses the wrong street

-Someone gets hit by a car

-Someone else tweets about other guy getting hit by car

-Finally assemble everybody on other side of street

-Find out they no longer needed you to cross that street after all

-Half of group threatens IG complaints and congressionals

-Everyone goes on block leave from the demanding street crossing operation

-Someone gets a DUI on leave and you have to come in

I could go on and on. My point is....I dunno, frick it. We couldn't have done 9/11.

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Good God, that was frighteningly accurate

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I had flashbacks, man.



Anyway, we all know that the government isn't very good at planning, but this is the kind of movement that would be the greatest clandestine operation in the history of mankind.

Literally thousands of moving pieces.

The people to plant the explosives.

The mercenaries willing to die inside the planes with the hostages.

If they were 'fake' planes: The airliners to admit that they had lost two planes.

The people who sold these explosives to the government.

People inside the WTC who would have been oblivious to hundreds of pounds of demolition material.

Planners, all the way up to the JCS who would have been perfectly capable of murdering thousands of Americans.

This, all of this, went off without a hitch?

ST said earlier that this doesn't matter, that just because it seems implausible that it doesn't mean it couldn't happen and I agree.

But we couldn't even keep a blowjob secret, how on Earth did the government convince thousands of people, presumably regular people who aren't sociopathic, to be quiet about this?

One of the funnier things that the truthers hash up is the B-25 bomber into the Empire State Building vs. Boeing 767-200 comparison analogy. LoL

I wish the gubmint would conspire to take away the voter's registration card from knuckleheads who actually believe this tripe.

Any new developments?

That would make total sense.

the magma needed to rise up

Ask not for whom the Magma rolls, it rolls for thee.

That's so deep, tots going to be my first tat.