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re: 5 days til the asteroid hits

Posted on 6/13/25 at 10:38 pm to
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2498 posts
Posted on 6/13/25 at 10:38 pm to
What garbage are you reading?
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
35793 posts
Posted on 6/16/25 at 10:19 am to
I just watched Uncle Buck again about a week ago.

Love that movie.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60591 posts
Posted on 6/17/25 at 4:09 am to
quote:

Uncle Buck


Certain family members believe that is me or at least based on me.

Beater car = check
Ax in trunk = check
Furry hat = check
Sportin hat = check
Friends who play the ponies = check
Bowling = check
Toothbrush scene = check
Dog eating cereal = check
Bed scene = check
A bit "different" that the average bear = check
etc
etc

:)
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
28723 posts
Posted on 6/17/25 at 7:34 am to
quote:

Ax in trunk = check

Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
54806 posts
Posted on 6/17/25 at 11:49 am to
Are we dead yet?
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
21745 posts
Posted on 6/17/25 at 12:46 pm to
Roll tide
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
35793 posts
Posted on 6/17/25 at 1:21 pm to
quote:




If you don't know how to build an emergency shelter with nothing more than an ax, I don't know what the hell kind of videos you are watching on YouTube.

Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
35793 posts
Posted on 6/17/25 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

Are we dead yet?


One day closer for sure.
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
28723 posts
Posted on 6/18/25 at 8:17 am to
quote:

Are we dead yet?

Hello, you've reached the voicemail of papervvasp.

Unfortunately I'm unable to respond, as I died three days ago.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60591 posts
Posted on 6/18/25 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

I died three days ago.


For those thinking about it, 3 days is the limit for sex with a dead body. (allegedly).
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 6/18/25 at 4:06 pm to
Apophis isn’t due until April 13, 2029.
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
28723 posts
Posted on 6/18/25 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

3 days is the limit for sex

Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Amateur Statistician
Member since Oct 2022
3242 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 7:09 am to
quote:

Are we dead yet?


Maybe he just misspelled hemmeroid
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47069 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 8:04 am to
quote:

five_fivesix




lazy arse
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
102999 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:02 pm to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60591 posts
Posted on 7/25/25 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

nothing more than an ax


Kids today have it so easy!

Bare hands man!
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4970 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

This is my yacht.
This is my sport boat.


Over in the OT Lounge, boats like that are going for north of $150,000.
Posted by RockyRococco
Jacksonville FL
Member since Aug 2021
1855 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 4:48 am to
stop drop and roll girl
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
28723 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:44 am to
This post was edited on 8/29/25 at 1:06 pm
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
102999 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 9:53 am to
I like the whole damn package.
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