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re: 400 lb woman sexually assaulted by Manatees.
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:27 pm to Herman Frisco
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:27 pm to Herman Frisco
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A herd of male manatees possibly mistook the vacationer for a female manatee, a rare phenomenon as manatees are usually shy creatures
Also Heather's comment below was priceless.
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:36 pm to Kentucker
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You know you wanted to see this, V&S.
Posted on 2/21/16 at 8:45 pm to tomsellecksmustache
“When a female manatee goes into estrus, she is soon detected and pursued by numerous male manatees throughout the cycle. During that time, the female can mate with a dozen or more males in what is known as an estrus or mating herd. It is possible that the animals mistook the bloody vaginal discharge of the victim’s period as a female manatee in estrus,” she explains. “I would definitely suggest that women not go swimming during their menstrual cycle in areas where manatee mating occurs,” she warns.
Of course, her being manatee sized probably helped too!
This needs "Oh The Huge Manatee" Fark post haste!
Of course, her being manatee sized probably helped too!
This needs "Oh The Huge Manatee" Fark post haste!
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:54 pm to Pavoloco83
Believe that's a satire website
Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:58 pm to Pavoloco83
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“There were so many manatees around her, I think I counted at least 10 of them. They were all fighting against each other to get on her back and hump her, it was like a big manatee gangbang. She is definitely lucky to be alive” he acknowledges, visibly distraught by the whole affair.
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This post was edited on 2/21/16 at 9:59 pm
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:06 pm to Pavoloco83
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400 lb woman sexually assaulted by Manatees.
Big Black Manatees?
Brothers love the plus sized wimmin!
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:09 pm to Pavoloco83
I'm not clicking on that. Are we sure that she was assaulted or vice versa?
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:24 pm to Pavoloco83
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I would definitely suggest that women not go swimming during their menstrual cycle in areas where manatee mating occurs
Put that on a Snapple lid
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:43 pm to Pavoloco83
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World News Daily Report
The Onion with balls. I like it.
Posted on 2/21/16 at 11:29 pm to lake2280
The comments alone are worth clicking the link
Posted on 2/21/16 at 11:56 pm to Pavoloco83
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So Florida.
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Female Alabama fan (surfing the crimson tide)
Male Tennessee players (sexual assault)
How were the Gators involved?
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:51 am to Pavoloco83
Those poor horny manatees
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:02 am to Vols&Shaft83
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I don't wanna see a 400 lb woman in a bathing suit, so I'm just going to laugh and not click that link.
Hmmm...Florida, 400 pounds, female...
Could it be your favorite female poster of all time, Gator Princess??
It doesn't show up in the c&p of the image, but I don't think they were referring to what happened with the manatees when they labeled this picture "tragedy"...js.
This post was edited on 2/22/16 at 8:07 am
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:12 am to Cheese Grits
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Brothers love the plus sized wimmin!
Not true
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:30 am to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 2/22/16 at 9:02 am to TbirdSpur2010
You also like Jeff Gordon, so you are a minority of a minority.
In my neighborhood, big gals get the love. Big white girls are the apex predators.
In my neighborhood, big gals get the love. Big white girls are the apex predators.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 9:07 am to Cheese Grits
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You also like Jeff Gordon, so you are a minority of a minority.
Only fanbase bigger than Jeff's was Jr's, and that was only because of the latter's surname
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In my neighborhood, big gals get the love. Big white girls are the apex predators.
Not the case for me and most brothas, believe me
More power to y'all, though.Posted on 2/22/16 at 10:33 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Not true
disagree, the only time you see fine white women with black dudes is when they are a professional athlete. Most of the interracial relationships I see are blacks dudes with big walrus looking bitches
Posted on 2/22/16 at 10:49 am to tigerclaws15
Nah, black dudes don't like fat white girls at any higher rates than white dudes do. It's just more noticeable when it's a black dude because the relationship is interracial. Sticks out to people more.
Case in point: I ain't a pro athlete and my wife ain't fat
Case in point: I ain't a pro athlete and my wife ain't fat
This post was edited on 2/22/16 at 10:51 am
Posted on 2/22/16 at 10:53 am to tigerclaws15
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disagree, the only time you see fine white women with black dudes is when they are a professional athlete. Most of the interracial relationships I see are blacks dudes with big walrus looking bitches
Tbird is married to a white chick and I don't recall T mentioning him being a pro athlete, yet his wife is
and hardly a 'walrus'. Tbird..you know I always have your back and definitely have AggieBelle's back since she's your wife and a fellow South Carolina girl.
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