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pioneerbasketball
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14 Years Ago Today, I signed up on Tigerdroppings
As a 7 year old with my parents permission.

I will post my favorite topics/posts/favorite moments in the following posts.


pioneerbasketball
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re: 14 Years Ago Today, I signed up on Tigerdroppings
Neighborhood Drama, Evil Wife Edition
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I got some real housewives shite going on in my neighborhood. It is really comical, but shite will probably hit the fan this weekend. Developing situations are coming up every day. For explanation purposes, I will use letters for said wives and husbands. Here we go, and yes these are facts. Wife A - Lives across the street Wife B - Lives next door Wife C - Lives two houses down with little shits for kids Single Chick with one kid - Lives on the right next door Single Chick with three kids - Lives down the road Husband A - was deployed, came back, wife ran around on him the whole time Husband B - Great neighbor Husband C - Douchebag


Annoy-A-Tron: Day 7
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I put it in the victim's office. I put it in his AC vent. He's already got a ton of mental issues & is on a lot of medication, which is why I chose him. I put it on the second highest pitch tone. It might be tough, because he's constantly moving around. He's got to hear it though, because I can faintly hear it in my office about 20 yards away. If it works, it's going to be absolutely hilarious. Updates to follow...


JLee, best QB in SEC
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And it's not even close. After watching the games today. Although A. Murray's last TD wasn't half bad...


Jordan Jefferson can probably do as well as Tebow in the NFL
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Very similar QB's imho


Texas AM will win the SEC and the MNC
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Im really tired of the SEC West chest pumping by the lower tier west teams. You guys havnt played anyone yet other than cupcakes. Book mark this page if you like but the Aggies are the real deal. They will handle everyone easily. Ole Piss please stop. you sound like those douchebag Arkansas fans from a few years ago, they were unbearable. Miss st, congrats on the win at LSU, you guys have a solid win under your belt and arent acting like the Bear fans. LSU is down, probably 3rd or 4th this year. Auburn will lose 3, Bama, Aggies and 1 other. Bama will lose 2, Aggies and 1 other. Arkansas will lose alot but much improvement from last year even if the record doesnt show it. Im sorry the SEC has the traditional rivalry games and causes the other teams to suffer schedule wise but hopefully that will change. Scar is still considered the newbie red headed step child and has played 3 conference games while most others havnt played 1 yet. you guys have played cupcakes and of course it makes you look great. The schedule is unbalanced and needs some tweeking, 3 conference games already while others havnt played 1 is bs. sorry im ranting a bit but im so sick of seeing all of the Ole Piss topics talking about how good they are. Based on what? cupcakes? They had 1 good recruiting year? lol they bwill be back to reality soon very soon.


Please Fark this for me!!! Its for a powerpoint project
must read thread

This girl's coconut shrimp costume looks like a testicle diddy thread

Caught my gf snooping through my journal tonight
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Long story short: I hop in the shower, do my thing, hop out and put on my night robe. Walk into the living room ready for a Netflix movie and she is standing there all confrontational looking and says "Question." I say "yea?" She says "So when were you planning on telling me that you weren't happy?" I look over on the living room table and there's my journal wide open. I kind of snap and say "WTF do you think you're doing reading my journal??!!" She said that we are lovers and shouldn't keep secrets and is glad she read it. I told her she was crazy and doesn't respect my boundaries and stormed out. Perhaps she knows now why I'm so unhappy and have to journal ab it.

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pioneerbasketball
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Zimmerman (Trayvons!) trial discussion thread. NOT GUILTY! Surprised?

Want to talk to a Mormon?

Just realized

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Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea. I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my arse of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My arse was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over. Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my arse off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my arse cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shite blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my arse at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your arse having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony. Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
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re: 14 Years Ago Today, I signed up on Tigerdroppings
Reserved


Edit: You have entirely too much free time.
This post was edited on 10/25 at 5:05 pm


Arksulli
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re: 14 Years Ago Today, I signed up on Tigerdroppings
Reversed.


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crispyUGA
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re: 14 Years Ago Today, I signed up on Tigerdroppings
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As a 7 year old with my parents permission.


I laughed.


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wareaglepete
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re: 14 Years Ago Today, I signed up on Tigerdroppings
If my math is correct, you should be blackout drunk right now.


pioneerbasketball
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you should be blackout drunk right now.

I don't drink.

Thread has been updated.

May update more later


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thatguy45
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re: 14 Years Ago Today, I signed up on Tigerdroppings
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SECdragonmaster
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re: 14 Years Ago Today, I signed up on Tigerdroppings
You have made your parents proud.


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DownSouthJukin
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re: 14 Years Ago Today, I signed up on Tigerdroppings
Reserved.

Remember that time Pio posted on here pretending to be his wife?

Good times.


thatguy45
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re: 14 Years Ago Today, I signed up on Tigerdroppings
Pio had a wife before he was outta high school?
Wow. I'm fallin behind


DownSouthJukin
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re: 14 Years Ago Today, I signed up on Tigerdroppings
Yes. Well, he says he has one. I think it’s some Psycho type stuff.


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pioneerbasketball
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re: 14 Years Ago Today, I signed up on Tigerdroppings
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Pio had a wife before he was outta high school?
Wow. I'm fallin behind

Divorce is still pending


Inadvertent Whistle
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re: 14 Years Ago Today, I signed up on Tigerdroppings
What are the anniversaries for your alts? We need to celebrate them too.


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