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How far would a beaker go for the ultimate troll?
Posted on 11/3/13 at 6:58 pm
Posted on 11/3/13 at 6:58 pm
A beaker wouldn't go so far as to attend a Mizzou game, sit in the visiting section and behave in such a way that it would embarrass Mizzou? That's too over the top isn't it? Of course it is. No one would do that, right?
Well about midway through the second quarter this vary notion went through my head.
Sitting behind me in the Tennessee section was a Mizzou fan, alone. This guy did not stop talking for a quarter in a half, annoying voice too. Did not take one breath. He kept telling the TN fans that we aren't an SEC fit. That our stadium is tiny, he said it only holds 50k about 8 times. That Mizzou has been getting lucky this year. All the typical beaker troll comments. A TN fans asked him if he even liked Mizzou, his response was 'do you have an extra shirt? I'll put it on right now'. It was so bizarre.
I finally turned around and gave the guy a look.. didn't say anything to him but wanted him to at least know that he was annoying. He left and didn't return. Was very odd.
Well about midway through the second quarter this vary notion went through my head.
Sitting behind me in the Tennessee section was a Mizzou fan, alone. This guy did not stop talking for a quarter in a half, annoying voice too. Did not take one breath. He kept telling the TN fans that we aren't an SEC fit. That our stadium is tiny, he said it only holds 50k about 8 times. That Mizzou has been getting lucky this year. All the typical beaker troll comments. A TN fans asked him if he even liked Mizzou, his response was 'do you have an extra shirt? I'll put it on right now'. It was so bizarre.
I finally turned around and gave the guy a look.. didn't say anything to him but wanted him to at least know that he was annoying. He left and didn't return. Was very odd.
This post was edited on 11/3/13 at 7:17 pm
Posted on 11/3/13 at 7:15 pm to Sleeping Tiger
It's possible. All's he did was make himself look real stupid.
Yet there are some Mizzou fans that are pissed we went to the SEC. Why? I have no idea. But they're out there.
Yet there are some Mizzou fans that are pissed we went to the SEC. Why? I have no idea. But they're out there.
Posted on 11/3/13 at 7:24 pm to Sleeping Tiger
Maybe he's just an old jaded Mizzou fan who knows too well not to get his hopes up?
Posted on 11/3/13 at 7:26 pm to Tom Sawyer
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Maybe he's just an old jaded Mizzou fan who knows too well not to get his hopes up?
Was in his 20s.
And for the record. I don't actually think he was a beaker. Guy is probably just not real bright.
Posted on 11/3/13 at 7:31 pm to Sleeping Tiger
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Was in his 20s.
What half did this take place? May have just been disgruntle from poor play in first half? Then again, it still could have been a beaker.
Posted on 11/3/13 at 7:35 pm to jafo
First half.
We did start out slow, but most of the first half we controlled the game I thought..
It was just weird.
We did start out slow, but most of the first half we controlled the game I thought..
It was just weird.
Posted on 11/3/13 at 8:32 pm to Sleeping Tiger
Porker's imaginary girlfriend's family lives in CoMo.
Posted on 11/3/13 at 9:24 pm to Sleeping Tiger
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you should have taken a picture
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you should have taken a picture Posted on 11/4/13 at 5:08 am to the808bass
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the808bass
Speaking of troll... I cruised through the Kentucky board to see if they had any Missouri threads going, and I caught some Cheese Grits posts where he was using "we" in reference to UK.
Makes sense. Other than UK hoops, you might as well be a fan of the league.
Posted on 11/4/13 at 11:23 am to Sleeping Tiger
At the Georgia game, we were walking on campus trying to find a friend's tailgate when I spotted a girl at a distance wearing a blue "MUCK FIZZOU" shirt.
She came up right behind me and said "Rock Chalk jayhawk" in a smirky, annoying, beaker voice. I promptly told her to keep on walking. She giggled and I responded with "I am not joking, you better keep walking." She ran away.
Why do they insist on trolling 1000 miles away? Get a life.
She came up right behind me and said "Rock Chalk jayhawk" in a smirky, annoying, beaker voice. I promptly told her to keep on walking. She giggled and I responded with "I am not joking, you better keep walking." She ran away.
Why do they insist on trolling 1000 miles away? Get a life.
Posted on 11/4/13 at 9:39 pm to MIZtigerZOU
Don't worry, hoops started. They are done with football.
Posted on 11/5/13 at 1:55 am to Sleeping Tiger
I am going to be at the Champions Classic games in Chicago next week. Can't wait to watch 3 great basketball teams. Going with my uncle and a couple other relatives, 2 of which are beakers, but I couldn't say no to a short trip to Chicago.
Will be wearing a gold Mizzou shirt though
Will be wearing a gold Mizzou shirt though
This post was edited on 11/5/13 at 2:20 pm
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