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re: Girls in Starkville
Posted on 11/16/12 at 11:27 am to deltaland
Posted on 11/16/12 at 11:27 am to deltaland
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From hardest to easiest it goes
1. Starkville
2. Hattiesburg
3. Oxford
I beg to differ Delta.
Ole Miss girls are all about themselves
Hattiesburg girls just want to party, get drunk, and get DTF
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Posted on 11/16/12 at 11:31 am to Al Bundy Bulldog
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Ole Miss girls are all about themselves
Exactly which means I can outsmart them. They are dumb as shite so really it just takes buying them a couple drinks, and listening to them talk about themselves and throw in a few compliments. I have NEVER gone home alone in Oxford.
Like I said though, my list was from personal experience. I've only partied in Hattiesburg twice. Once it went well, the other time not so well. (friend was drunk and broke his foot)
I still have the video of him drunk as shite sitting in the frat house begging for lorcets 
Posted on 11/16/12 at 11:33 am to Requiem For A Dawg
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When I meet a hot girl I do my impressions of Mr. wow just wow. After that, they are begging for a roll in the hay with Ol Req.
I usually give them the Jeremiah grin from across the bar.
Posted on 11/16/12 at 11:36 am to NIH
The jeremiah nod works every time. Especially if your participating in no shave November. Got to have the beard
Posted on 11/16/12 at 11:52 am to deltaland
I can't grow a good beard. 
Posted on 11/16/12 at 11:53 am to deltaland
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From hardest to easiest it goes
1. Starkville
2. Hattiesburg
3. Oxford
4. MS Delta
hatty is the easiest in the land. Girls there are hunting for a bed partner.
Posted on 11/16/12 at 11:54 am to Al Bundy Bulldog
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Ole Miss girls are all about themselves
nah. Half of the chicks in oxford are pretty easy.
Posted on 11/16/12 at 11:55 am to NIH
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I usually give them the Jeremiah grin from across the bar.
Posted on 11/16/12 at 11:58 am to deltaland
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The jeremiah nod works every time. Especially if your participating in no shave November. Got to have the beard
My NSN beard is looking solid
Posted on 11/16/12 at 12:01 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
They can't resist my Movember stache.
Posted on 11/16/12 at 12:06 pm to Tds & Beer
I got a stache too, but it's all blonde and creepy looking. I'm thinking I might dye it black. Chicks dig black mustaches I think.
Posted on 11/16/12 at 12:09 pm to Slippery Slope
My dad has a super thick handlebar mustache like he is Sam Elliott. My mom hasn't filed for divorce so far, so I guess it works. 
Posted on 11/16/12 at 12:21 pm to Slippery Slope
My staches look horrible.
Posted on 11/16/12 at 12:22 pm to Requiem For A Dawg
Nothing drops the panties like a good Jeremiah Grin. Then you hit them with a wow just wow to seal the deal.
Posted on 11/16/12 at 12:46 pm to deltaland
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deltaland
5. Grenada girls
Posted on 11/16/12 at 1:33 pm to ChargerDog91
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5. Grenada girls
How could I have forgotten those.....
Posted on 11/16/12 at 1:34 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
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My NSN beard is looking solid
I keep clean shaven. I just can't stand having a beard it annoys the shite out of me
Posted on 11/16/12 at 1:46 pm to deltaland
Grenada girls get more ding-a-ling than a cowbell..
Posted on 11/16/12 at 1:52 pm to Hardy_Har
I've never met a girl from Grenada must be missing out.
Posted on 11/16/12 at 2:12 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
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I've never met a girl from Grenada must be missing out.
Missing out on the clap
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