BoarEd's Inaugural Player Hater Awards Thread

Will take place in the near future. I wanted to let all the player haters know that I understand they are an underappreciated and integral part of making this discussion board the only place worth going to get sports news. Sure, people make cuss us and call us retards, but whatever. frick them.

So for the next week or so my selection committee will be submitting applications to me for three representatives from each school represented here. Except for non-sec schools, because frick them.

Awards will be handed out based on three criteria that I am keeping a secret. If someone would like to submit nominations in this very thread that will be fine, but they won't be considered because frick you, apply for admittance to the selection committee first.

Upon receiving an award, recepients will be asked to make a post in the appropriate thread at the appropriate time and place giving thanks to the committee. Of course, I expect this will be ignored because that is how a playa rolls.

The awards thread will be hosted during the national championship game. Why? Because frick Alabama


If this is something the board would be receptive to, give this post a downvote.