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I'll be at the Mizzou/SC game in November. How can I reach Scrooster?
Posted on 8/10/16 at 8:23 am
Posted on 8/10/16 at 8:23 am
No troll.
I am hoping to reach Scrooster to perhaps meet before the game, drink a good scotch, and maybe receive a quick tour of his Cockaboose. I'd like my wife and brother to see what a Cockaboose party is like.
I know he no longer posts here, but if he still lurks please let him know I'm serious.
I am hoping to reach Scrooster to perhaps meet before the game, drink a good scotch, and maybe receive a quick tour of his Cockaboose. I'd like my wife and brother to see what a Cockaboose party is like.
I know he no longer posts here, but if he still lurks please let him know I'm serious.
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Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:38 am to mizzoukills
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How can I reach Scrooster?
Easy. On the third Sunday of every month you must go to the ole Sarge Frye Field. Then you must dress up like a rooster windmill that you see on farm houses and spin counterclockwise three times and climb atop the center field wall. Then at exactly 6:42 AM you must howl out your mightiest rooster crow.
If he decides you are worthy, he will appear.
If not, you will be pulled down to the Columbia catacombs where you must live with the Lizard Man for all eternity.
Good luck.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 1:15 pm to theGarnetWay
Posted on 8/10/16 at 2:17 pm to theGarnetWay
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If not, you will be pulled down to the Columbia catacombs where you must live with the Lizard Man for all eternity.
Tread lightly, MizzouKillz... this actually exists.
Again, good luck.
This post was edited on 8/10/16 at 2:18 pm
Posted on 8/10/16 at 2:21 pm to DorchesterGamecock
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Tread lightly, MizzouKillz... this actually exists.
Again, good luck.
I's seeens him
Although, I think Garnet must have meant to say the Third Eye Man
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:32 pm to CockInYourEar
I forsee this ending up on the SECR with some stupid troll around it 
Beautiful btw, TGW
Beautiful btw, TGW
Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:01 pm to CNB
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I forsee this ending up on the SECR with some stupid troll around it
I'm pretty sure I already saw it there before, but yes I would agree.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 10:43 pm to CockInYourEar
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Although, I think Garnet must have meant to say the Third Eye Man
Hey, I didn't create the SCrooster summoning ritual. I just passed on the information that my father passed onto me and his father before him.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:46 pm to theGarnetWay
Just found out we're going to rent an RV in Spartanburg, affix Mizzou logo magnets to the RV, drive to Columbia early Saturday morning, make the RV the center of our tailgate, and then drive back later in the evening.
I look forward to this game, folks!
I look forward to this game, folks!
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:54 pm to mizzoukills
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Just found out we're going to rent an RV in Spartanburg,
bruh, if you're renting it up in clemson territory, that ain't an RV, that's a trailer. If you're renting it from this guy, make sure it has wheels and a motor before you sign anything.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 4:05 pm to CockInYourEar
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bruh, if you're renting it up in clemson territory, that ain't an RV, that's a trailer. If you're renting it from this guy, make sure it has wheels and a motor before you sign anything.
That looks like him, but then again all y'all look the same...
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:41 pm to mizzoukills
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That looks like him, but then again all y'all look the same...
You got a point
Posted on 8/12/16 at 11:29 pm to mizzoukills
Go home, Yankee!
Posted on 8/20/16 at 12:21 am to TigerTalker16
Can someone please put me in contact with Scrooster?
Posted on 8/20/16 at 7:48 am to mizzoukills
He's posted in every thread but yours.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 9:29 am to CNB
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He's posted in every thread but yours.
Well, why don't you help me get him into this thread, CNB, instead of pointing out the obvious?
Posted on 8/20/16 at 9:44 am to mizzoukills
Nah I'll continue pointing out the obvious.
He saw the thread, decided you weren't worth the time, and moved on lol
It's impossible for him to have not seen this thread, so it's pretty clear.
He saw the thread, decided you weren't worth the time, and moved on lol
It's impossible for him to have not seen this thread, so it's pretty clear.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 10:07 am to CNB
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He's posted in every thread but yours
Killz is an idiot. He spun clockwise instead of counterclockwise. The sacrament summoned rooster but to the wrong place.
Dammit Killz.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 10:42 am to theGarnetWay
I will meet Scrooster in November...
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