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Clempson Hate Week is HERE!!!
Posted on 11/25/13 at 7:36 am
Posted on 11/25/13 at 7:36 am
It is one of the best weeks of the year. clemmson Hate Week!
The police found a man's body floating in the river. They determined that the man had been drinking heavily before he died. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a garter belt and a Clemson T-shirt.
To protect the man's family from extreme embarrassment, they did not tell tell the press that the man had a Clemson T-shirt on at the time of his death.
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Posted on 11/25/13 at 7:44 am to CockInYourEar
If Clemson was a restaurant, I would give it bad Yelp reviews.
Posted on 11/25/13 at 8:24 am to CockInYourEar
I'll give you my favorite joke.
So there was a Tater and his girlfriend making out in the front seat of their car after a date. Things are getting hot and heavy, so the girlfriend says, "hey do you want to get in the backseat?" The Tater replies that he doesn't.
Few more minutes of making out pass, and she stops again and asks, "do you want to get in the backseat?" Again, he replies no. A few more minutes of making out pass, and she really wants to get in the back and do the dirty. She asks one last time, "Hey do you want to get in the backseat?" Again the Tater responds negatively. She asks him "Why not?"
He says, "Well I want to stay up here with you!"
Thank you I'll be here all week.
So there was a Tater and his girlfriend making out in the front seat of their car after a date. Things are getting hot and heavy, so the girlfriend says, "hey do you want to get in the backseat?" The Tater replies that he doesn't.
Few more minutes of making out pass, and she stops again and asks, "do you want to get in the backseat?" Again, he replies no. A few more minutes of making out pass, and she really wants to get in the back and do the dirty. She asks one last time, "Hey do you want to get in the backseat?" Again the Tater responds negatively. She asks him "Why not?"
He says, "Well I want to stay up here with you!"
Thank you I'll be here all week.
Posted on 11/25/13 at 9:15 am to CockInYourEar
Dabo and Chad Morris are driving their tractors through taterville, when they happen upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. Chad Morris hops of his tractor and runs over and immediatly starts fricking the goat hard.
After a few moments of pounding this goat in the arse, Chad looks over at dabo and says "you wan git sum of this?"
Dabo says "dam yea!" and runs over and sticks his head in the fence!
You're welcome.
After a few moments of pounding this goat in the arse, Chad looks over at dabo and says "you wan git sum of this?"
Dabo says "dam yea!" and runs over and sticks his head in the fence!
You're welcome.
This post was edited on 11/25/13 at 9:17 am
Posted on 11/25/13 at 9:17 am to Mr.Sinister
Posted on 11/25/13 at 9:18 am to atlgamecockman
Posted on 11/25/13 at 9:19 am to Mr.Sinister
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sticks his head in the fence!
Haha said "holy shite" out loud and my host mom gave me such a look haha
Posted on 11/25/13 at 10:54 am to atlgamecockman
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host mom
What wonderful stereotypes of the French have you confirmed since you've been there?
Posted on 11/25/13 at 11:58 am to CockInYourEar
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What wonderful stereotypes of the French have you confirmed since you've been there?
The women are amazingly beautiful, no lie. But, alas, they are ice queens as well. I haven't eaten a croissant for 2 months now, but coffee is a huge deal here. Also the smoking, yeah that's real, and way more people roll their own cigs. Wine too, pretty much stopped drinking beer and liquor for the most part, since the wine is so good and so cheap. I can walk out of a grocery store with 4 bottles of good stuff for 10 euro. It's starting to get cold af here though, which is not great since my apartment was originally built in the 1730s (o shite!) and uses only old radiators in the winter. I'll let you know if I think of anything else ha.
Posted on 11/25/13 at 1:32 pm to CockInYourEar
The thing I hate most about beating Clemson is we can't beat them again in football for a whole year.
Posted on 11/25/13 at 1:36 pm to CNB
I don't know if I have a thing I don't like about clemson the most. I don't like them for soo many reasons. I don't like their colors, I don't like their fans, I don't like how they use words like tradition, and yet have an asterisk by their national title for cheating. Hell, I don't like that they don't have a chic-fil-a on campus.
Posted on 11/25/13 at 1:49 pm to atlgamecockman
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The women are amazingly beautiful, no lie. But, alas, they are ice queens as well. I haven't eaten a croissant for 2 months now, but coffee is a huge deal here. Also the smoking, yeah that's real, and way more people roll their own cigs. Wine too, pretty much stopped drinking beer and liquor for the most part, since the wine is so good and so cheap. I can walk out of a grocery store with 4 bottles of good stuff for 10 euro. It's starting to get cold af here though, which is not great since my apartment was originally built in the 1730s (o shite!) and uses only old radiators in the winter. I'll let you know if I think of anything else ha.
Are there really roving bands of mimes?
Your apartment is older than your country, that actually sounds kind of cool... honestly.
Posted on 11/25/13 at 2:06 pm to Loathor
This post was edited on 11/25/13 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 11/25/13 at 2:24 pm to WheelRoute
Posted on 11/25/13 at 2:39 pm to Loathor
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Are there really roving bands of mimes?
Your apartment is older than your country, that actually sounds kind of cool... honestly.
Yeah that's easily one of the cooler things about living here. And I've only seen a few street performers, they are mostly the kind of people who cover themselves in gold paint and stand still for 4 hours. or homeless dudes playing a recorder.
Posted on 11/25/13 at 2:53 pm to atlgamecockman
I miss the food and wine.
The women can be difficult. Find some Irish or Aussie girls. Those are the ones who get down.
The women can be difficult. Find some Irish or Aussie girls. Those are the ones who get down.
Posted on 11/25/13 at 4:02 pm to WheelRoute
Posted on 11/25/13 at 4:21 pm to CockInYourEar
Posted on 11/25/13 at 4:29 pm to CockInYourEar
Video of Tater Tom washing the Cockabooses
Best part is when he had to stand on the side of Bluff Road holding the sign "The Gamecocks Own My Tigers"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVesGNOujq0
Best part is when he had to stand on the side of Bluff Road holding the sign "The Gamecocks Own My Tigers"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVesGNOujq0
Posted on 11/25/13 at 6:36 pm to CockInYourEar
Clemson Tom holding the sign on Bluff road was hilarious. Michael Carrera coming over with that super hot chick took it to another level
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