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Comparing AU coaches to Presidents
Posted on 5/4/21 at 12:32 pm
Posted on 5/4/21 at 12:32 pm
My Wife is a 4th grade teacher and gave an assignment to compare and contrast modern presidents. One of her students compared each Auburn coach to following.
Shug-FDR
Barfield-Carter (total disaster from start to finish)
Dye-Reagan (resurrected the program much like Reagan did the country)
Bush Sr-Bowden
Tuberville- Clinton
Chizik- W Bush (Started out great, ended poorly. Not equiped for job)
Malzahn- Trump (drove the establishment crazy and ended up being ousted by boosters=media)
The kid got an A
Shug-FDR
Barfield-Carter (total disaster from start to finish)
Dye-Reagan (resurrected the program much like Reagan did the country)
Bush Sr-Bowden
Tuberville- Clinton
Chizik- W Bush (Started out great, ended poorly. Not equiped for job)
Malzahn- Trump (drove the establishment crazy and ended up being ousted by boosters=media)
The kid got an A
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Posted on 5/4/21 at 12:41 pm to Bama2018
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(Started out great, ended poorly. Not equiped for job)
Could describe a few of our coaches.
This post was edited on 5/4/21 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 5/4/21 at 2:59 pm to Bama2018
quote:That's actually fairly accurate
Shug-FDR
Barfield-Carter (total disaster from start to finish)
Dye-Reagan (resurrected the program much like Reagan did the country)
Bush Sr-Bowden
Tuberville- Clinton
Chizik- W Bush (Started out great, ended poorly. Not equiped for job)
Malzahn- Trump (drove the establishment crazy and ended up being ousted by boosters=media)
The amazing part is, outside of Shug the terms of both AU HCs and Presidents line up pretty well. Chiz was much more like Dubya than Obama.
Posted on 5/4/21 at 3:01 pm to Bama2018
you idiot 
Posted on 5/4/21 at 4:29 pm to Bama2018
Dye = Andrew Jackson, hard drinking tough man
Bowden = Warren G. Harding, womanizing drunk, died in office
Tubbs = James K. Polk, did a good solid job
Malzahn = Woodrow Wilson, had a stroke during second term
Chizik = Gerald Ford, better than Nixon, could not beat Carter
Bowden = Warren G. Harding, womanizing drunk, died in office
Tubbs = James K. Polk, did a good solid job
Malzahn = Woodrow Wilson, had a stroke during second term
Chizik = Gerald Ford, better than Nixon, could not beat Carter
Posted on 5/4/21 at 4:34 pm to Bama2018
I'd say Tater Tot is Clinton, with regards to fricking the help.
Posted on 5/4/21 at 5:39 pm to Bama2018
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My Wife is a 4th grade teacher
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One of her students compared each Auburn coach to following.
One of her students dad's wrote that, you mean. If you didn't make up the whole thing yourself
Posted on 5/4/21 at 8:49 pm to Bama2018
No 4th grader came up with this. It’s a stretch to believe they would have any real knowledge of those presidents and they definitely don’t know the coaches from Auburn for the last 50 years.
Posted on 5/5/21 at 7:07 am to Bama2018
Ask her to do it with GATOR coaches.
Posted on 5/5/21 at 7:24 am to GatorOnAnIsland
what about Arkansas coaches as presidents or better yet Tennessee
Posted on 5/5/21 at 8:22 am to Bama2018
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My wife
Pics?
Posted on 5/5/21 at 8:24 am to Bama2018
That's actually pretty good, and amazing for a 4th Grader.
I'd pick a different POTUS for Shug though, although I can see the comparison since FDR spent the most time as President and Shug was the longest tenured Auburn coach.
I'd pick a different POTUS for Shug though, although I can see the comparison since FDR spent the most time as President and Shug was the longest tenured Auburn coach.
Posted on 5/5/21 at 10:19 am to Bama2018
This is made up.
Posted on 5/5/21 at 10:23 am to fool_on_the_hill
Lane Kiffin- Richard Nixon
Derek Dooley- Jimmy Carter
Butch Jones- G.W. Bush
Jeremy Pruitt- Joe Biden
Derek Dooley- Jimmy Carter
Butch Jones- G.W. Bush
Jeremy Pruitt- Joe Biden
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