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Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:58 pm
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:58 pm
Do you believe Harvey would have been caught if he hadn’t called Finebaum and ratted himself out?
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Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:00 pm to Eli Goldfinger
That’s the best part, Auburn probably would have never tested for spike 80 and definitely wouldn’t have been able to trace it to him. He committed the perfect crime except he’s a dumb redneck that needed the world to know.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:09 pm to Eli Goldfinger
That shows even more how much a hero he is. If he don't get caught he can't be a hero to us. He made the sacrafice to get caught so we know who he is.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:10 pm to AuburnCO08
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That’s the best part, Auburn probably would have never tested for spike 80 and definitely wouldn’t have been able to trace it to him. He committed the perfect crime except he’s a dumb redneck that needed the world to know.
Yes, they would have done a soil sample when they died. There more cameras in the two block area then most large cities. Then there is always the redneck equation. He would have stroked out if he couldn't tell his fellow rednecks what he had done. It was the major accomplishment of his life, that includes his two children.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:14 pm to AuburnCO08
Weren’t the trees already dying?
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:16 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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Weren’t the trees already dying?
They were showing the effects of age and the rolling. But the rate that they died would only been caused by poisoning.
Especially since it effected the two oaks and the surrounding trees.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:17 pm to Irons Puppet
Dumb boog's from multiple generations murdered those trees well before Harvey decided to end their suffering.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:17 pm to RainKing96
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That shows even more how much a hero he is. If he don't get caught he can't be a hero to us. He made the sacrafice to get caught so we know who he is.
I think the real hero is the neighbor that turned you in to DHR.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:19 pm to Irons Puppet
They would have done a soil sample but it’s is HIGHLY unlikely they would have been able to pin it on Spike 80. I never saw any footage released of Harvey doing the poisoning so I have my doubts that it exists.
Here’s Harvey in his own words
Here’s Harvey in his own words
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I actually wanted to get caught. I wanted them to know it was me," Updyke said. "I had no earthly idea it was gonna be a felony, and they'd try to get me for poisoning the water system. I thought it'd be $500-$600 fine. I thought that was all there'd be to it. I had no earthly idea they'd also accuse me of masterminding 9/11.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:19 pm to RainKing96
Harvey is your hero? That’s just sad.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:20 pm to Irons Puppet
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They were showing the effects of age and the rolling. But the rate that they died would only been caused by poisoning.
Especially since it effected the two oaks and the surrounding trees.
I'd heard stories of drunk students crashing in to them. Dont know if that's true. Toilet paper set on fire a time or two.
I wonder how long it wouldve taken for the trees to start showing the effects if they hadn't started treating the soil to try and prevent them from dying.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:21 pm to AuburnCO08
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They would have done a soil sample but it’s is HIGHLY unlikely they would have been able to pin it on Spike 80. I never saw any footage released of Harvey doing the poisoning so I have my doubts that it exists. Here’s Harvey in his own words
Harvey wasn't convicted on his radio confession.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:23 pm to bamaboy87
The rolling (actually the cleanup) was definitely hard on them. Harvey’s poisoning of the trees, in a vacuum, could easily be a silly story but the dumb redneck put so much spike in the soil he nearly poisoned the water supply. He had no idea what he was doing, which makes the fact that he basically turned himself in all that more hilarious.
I don’t have any soft spot in my heart for some goddamn trees, I just find it hilarious how absolutely retarded Harvey is, top to bottom.
I don’t have any soft spot in my heart for some goddamn trees, I just find it hilarious how absolutely retarded Harvey is, top to bottom.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:29 pm to GooseSix
I do not want to every see a post where the Bammers claim that Harvey wasn't part of their culture. Ever year they try to deny, but the posters on here prove he is their hero. The biggest redneck population in this country wear houndstooth and Mullet A's. 
This post was edited on 1/13/19 at 8:47 pm
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:39 pm to AuburnCO08
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The rolling (actually the cleanup) was definitely hard on them. Harvey’s poisoning of the trees, in a vacuum, could easily be a silly story but the dumb redneck put so much spike in the soil he nearly poisoned the water supply. He had no idea what he was doing, which makes the fact that he basically turned himself in all that more hilarious.
I don’t have any soft spot in my heart for some goddamn trees, I just find it hilarious how absolutely retarded Harvey is, top to bottom.
They used pressure washers to clean them, right?
I have no soft spot in my heart for him. Hes a fricking moron. And, if he hadn't been caught, he is so fricking stupid that theres no telling what he wouldve done in 2013. that man isn't a fan. He's a disgrace to humanity.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:49 pm to bamaboy87
I don’t think Harvey came up with the idea of spike 80 independently.
He lived rent free in a lake house of a man who had a business clearing right of way for the power company. Clearing the land of trees involved using spike 80.
Harvey was a tool of someone who had experience with spike 80 and knew Harvey would be motivated to do the act.
He lived rent free in a lake house of a man who had a business clearing right of way for the power company. Clearing the land of trees involved using spike 80.
Harvey was a tool of someone who had experience with spike 80 and knew Harvey would be motivated to do the act.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 9:58 pm to bamaboy87
Well said. He’s a sad excuse of a human and a disgrace to the University of Alabama. Except for Rain King. That douche canoe thinks he’s a hero.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:15 pm to RainKing96
quote:he like the messiah to you retards... Harvey Gump=Jesus Christ
He made the sacrafice
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:42 pm to RainKing96
I’m sure he didn’t think much of it since all they were was a bunch of fricking trees
Tree crime is huge in this country
Tree crime is huge in this country
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