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Potential Mustard Shortage

Posted on 6/23/22 at 9:45 am
Posted by Reservoir Ag
Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 6/23/22 at 9:45 am
Mustard Shortage

When I saw this story, I thought of our friends at Tennessee.

There has to be an NIL deal in here somewhere!
Posted by Blackgloves
Texas
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
6145 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 10:08 am to
voLs fans already helped cause a tampon shortage after the basevoLs failed to get to Omaha in what was, yet again, a disappointing failure of a season for voL athletics.

So it makes sense that there's a mustard shortage too.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15300 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 10:20 am to
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When I saw this story, I thought of our friends at Tennessee.


You know who else loves mustard...corndeauxgs.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 6/23/22 at 10:42 am to
quote:

Potential Mustard Shortage



Tennessee fans are set. While everyone else was hoarding toilet paper during the pandamnit, we were stocking up on mustard and golf balls.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23880 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 10:43 am to
OMG how will the Rant make BBQ sauce now???

Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 10:45 am to
quote:

You know who else loves mustard...corndeauxgs.
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
11363 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 10:54 am to
But is it Tennessee Throwing Mustard? Thats short?
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 6/23/22 at 10:59 am to
quote:

But is it Tennessee Throwing Mustard? Thats short?




Mustard bottles just aren't aerodynamic enough to carry the distance. Golf balls, on the other hand...
Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
14230 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:20 am to
Mustard is for trailer trash.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
19126 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:23 am to
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Mustard is for trailer trash.



So, I'm guessing you don't have any Grey Poupon.
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18201 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:30 am to
Ain't gonna be no shortage in Knoxville. They've been stockpiling weapons for years.

Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
14230 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 11:46 am to
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Grey Poupon.


That’s for trailer trash that doesn’t know how to save money.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30094 posts
Posted on 6/23/22 at 12:32 pm to
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