Alabama fans: Things you must have when you travel into Georgia.

1.) The vehicle in which you travel must have a bonnet installed on it.

2.) The vehicle in which you travel in must be insured by a real insurance company not a pawn shop.

3.) Mules and carts are okay but we don't have watering stations anymore since 1922 or so but feel free to use the water hoses at the QT.

4.) Jay walking and spitting tobacco juice on the sidewalk is a ticket given offense.

5.) Mercedes Benz won't allow you to take a banjo inside.

6.) Don't stare up at the tall barns in the city looking for King Kong.

7.) Our parking meters talk back at you but they are not God speaking to you from the burning bush so don't freak out.

8.) Our rest stops off the nterstate have paper towels and real toilet paper along with indoor plumbing. Don't steal it.


9.) Bring cash as we don't barter at most places over here and stop leaving chickens and goats at your tailgating events when you leave.

10.) Have a nice visit and know extra tissue paper will be made available at the exit gates after the game.


Have a nice time!