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re: I HATE this civil Egg Bowl nonsense...I want venom.

Posted on 11/19/21 at 12:20 am to
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14179 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 12:20 am to
How do you get an Ole Miss chick that's interested in you to cheat on her husband?? Tell her to meet you in the bar at the yacht club and stand her up.
Posted by MullenBoys
In the minds of Ole Miss fans
Member since Apr 2014
13673 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 1:01 am to
quote:

I HATE this civil Egg Bowl nonsense...I want venom


I hate Ole Miss. I hate their fans

I hate their cheating, and relentless scams

I mocked Ole Miss, when they had Freeze

With all the hookers, who came to please



I do not like green eggs and ham

I do not like the Ole Miss band

I do not like their cheating ways

I think their stadium is full of gays



I do not like that Colonel reb

I swear I think that he's a ped

Every thing about that bunch

Can kiss my arse , the little runts



The Grove is such a shitty place

So overrated and such a waste

Like chicken tenders , served on china

Taste like fish from a vagina



They have no class, they never will

I wish their moms were on the pill

And Ole Miss girls sure lack a brain

Those simple minded air head dames



I hope like hell we blow you out

So we can laugh and watch you pout

You don't deserve to win this game

I wish you nothing but sheer pain


Posted by holdmydak
Member since Feb 2017
380 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 1:37 am to
quote:

I hate Ole Miss. I hate their fans

I hate their cheating, and relentless scams

I mocked Ole Miss, when they had Freeze

With all the hookers, who came to please



I do not like green eggs and ham

I do not like the Ole Miss band

I do not like their cheating ways

I think their stadium is full of gays



I do not like that Colonel reb

I swear I think that he's a ped

Every thing about that bunch

Can kiss my arse , the little runts



The Grove is such a shitty place

So overrated and such a waste

Like chicken tenders , served on china

Taste like fish from a vagina



They have no class, they never will

I wish their moms were on the pill

And Ole Miss girls sure lack a brain

Those simple minded air head dames



I hope like hell we blow you out

So we can laugh and watch you pout

You don't deserve to win this game

I wish you nothing but sheer pain



Posted by holdmydak
Member since Feb 2017
380 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 3:09 am to
I hate Ole Miss. I hate their fans

Screw their Hotty Toddy's, and their flim flam's

I mocked Ole Miss, when they had Freeze

he that goeth to bed with whores, aryseth with fleas


I do not like green eggs and ham

Ole miss has not been relevant since Vietnam.

I do not like their cheating ways

Shepard Smith confirms their stadium is full of gays.


I do not like that Colonel reb

Their plantation owning, righteous celeb

Despise I do, everything about that bunch

Can kiss my arse, and eat a dick for brunch


The Grove is such a shitty place

Hide yo kids, hide yo wives or they'll disappear without a trace

Like chicken tenders , served on china

Tastes like yeast dripping from a vagina


They have no class, they never will

Their girls say yes for a ten dollar bill

And Ole Miss girls sure lack a brain

Because they gave it all to Lane


I hope like hell we blow you out

then Kiffin leaves and you scream and shout

You don't deserve to win this game

Without the Lane the train is lame
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
64968 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 6:16 am to
quote:


The fight that made Wes Shivers flip to us was the pinnacle.



God damn at the revisionist history here.

That dumbfrick ran onto the field and tried to start a fight with Deuce.... And MSU officials had to escort Wes and his broken nose off the field.
Posted by Tdot_RiverDawg
Member since May 2015
1705 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 6:19 am to
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Seemed fine last year


Everyone knows the rivalry is only toxic when ole miss losses. Especially when it's 3 straight to a hunch back.
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
64968 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 6:22 am to
quote:


Everyone knows the rivalry is only toxic when ole miss losses. Especially when it's 3 straight to a hunch back.




Yeah you're right. I remember MSU fans throwing shite at our team bus after we lost in 2007.
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 6:31 am to
quote:

God damn at the revisionist history here. That dumbfrick ran onto the field and tried to start a fight with Deuce.... And MSU officials had to escort Wes and his broken nose off the field.


Shivers tried to start a fight? Damn son, talk about revisionist history.

The kid was there on a recruiting visit and got jumped.

Deuce McAlister should've gotten jail time for what he did with his helmet that day. He is a piece of shite. But then again, Ole Miss football seems to collect those.
Posted by themetalreb
Mississippi
Member since Sep 2018
4101 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 7:30 am to
I see order has been restored…every one of you are welcome.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17900 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 7:43 am to
quote:

Deuce McAlister should've gotten jail time for what he did with his helmet that day. He is a piece of shite


In the end, rebs screwed him over more than any LEO or MSU fan ever could
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
18207 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:12 am to
What other rivalry has two current NFL receivers who pissed like dogs and an NFL quarterback that shite his pants in the middle of a game. Three players with combined contracts over $170 million.

The Egg Bowl stands alone. Thanksgiving night on ESPN. An SEC Rant tradition like no other.
This post was edited on 11/19/21 at 8:16 am
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27600 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:23 am to
quote:

Shamoan


Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17900 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:37 am to
Proof that MSU & OM posters are the best the tRant has to offer

Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:44 am to
quote:

Proof that MSU & OM posters are the best the tRant has to offer




Posted by bamameister
Right here, right now
Member since May 2016
14638 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:46 am to
quote:

This game should be toxic.


See, that's the thing. The game is football. And football should matter more than stuff around it. The egg bowl seldom fulfills that criteria. When has the egg bowl been relevant to what actually happens in the west?

That's why rivalry games are the best when both sides have the most to lose.

This message was brought to you by the "Iron Bowl."
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
64968 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:46 am to
quote:


Shivers tried to start a fight? Damn son, talk about revisionist history.

The kid was there on a recruiting visit and got jumped.



You realize there's video right?

You realize the stupid frick ran onto the field and started shite right?

There's also stories floating around about his roided out arse trying to fight our cheerleaders after your degenerate fanbase rushed the field back in 99.

quote:

Deuce McAlister should've gotten jail time for what he did with his helmet that day.


Wearing a helmet is illegal?


Wes is a piece of shite. He tried to frick around and very quickly found out.
Posted by VolsUberAlles
Member since Feb 2021
1724 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:47 am to
If it makes you feel any better, as fellow SEC schools, I absolutely hate both Ole Miss and State.
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
64968 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:48 am to
quote:

VolsUberAlles



literally no one here cares about your existence.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17900 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:50 am to
quote:

VolsUberAlles

Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:51 am to
quote:

You realize there's video right?



Yes there is. You should look at it instead of trying to gaslight everyone here.

quote:

You realize the stupid frick ran onto the field and started shite right?



The fight was at State's sideline, where he was standing.

quote:

Wearing a helmet is illegal?



No. But taking it off and swinging it like a weapon is.

This is why nobody likes you. Try telling the truth sometimes.
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