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What team has had a worse single day than Texas?

Posted on 11/4/21 at 7:50 am
Posted by FootsFanatic
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 7:50 am
So curious if anyone can think of more embarrassing situation with program crushing national news which all occurred in just a single day?

No sure exactly who is running the clown show at Texas but they have been at the helm for far too long.

Yesterday's news out of the 40 acres:

1) Stripper pole money girl's pet monkey bites a child at their Halloween party. Yes, their special teams coach, Jeff Banks (who A&M fired for ethical reasons), left his wife and 4 children to marry a trashy stripper who has been recruting via Instagram for Texas! Same stripper who was on Jerry Springer!!

Texas Longhorns Pole Assassin

2) Sark is clearly losing it. He gets into an altercation with their 2nd best WR. Locker is cleared and he is off the team apparently. Now like the Horns weren't already down on receiver talents. All have bricks for hands. I assume Sark kisses his arse and let's him back on the team. Maintaining their excellent culture of giving up 2nd half games.

Sark gets into altercation with starting WR

3) One of their higher ranked 2020 recruits decides to transfer. Texas is literally playing a walk-on at LB. Terrace Cook II is literally one of their best ranked players for last year's recruiting cycle. LSU fans? He is now available again to you guys.

4-Star Horn LB enters transfer portal

4) And when you thought that was too much, players were recently suspended for hazing a fellow underclassmen. Jmond Tapp, 4 Star defensive lineman has been expelled from his school after him and a group of guys stripped a freshman, duct taped him to a wall, and reportedly abused him. Texas has done well so far to keep this news away from the national media. But maybe, the previous stories are enough for longhorn football for the week!

Texas player hazing incident

5) Dumbasses dress Bevo in a white sheet. Named "KKK Bevo". They post it on Tweeter but almost immediately take down the post. What a bunch of insensitive morons?

KKK Bevo

Just goes to show....exactly where their program stands. They are freaking imploding and will probably starting hurting one another. Longhorn fans? It is just a game!! Quittaking things so seriously!!! Or just turn off the TV, internet and all news groups.
This post was edited on 11/4/21 at 7:57 am
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 7:52 am to
I don’t think saban had a monkey, but didn’t he have a locker room that hated him in 2007? They graduated and he got some of his players in and boom
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 7:54 am to
That’s a really bad day
Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 7:55 am to
That school is a trailer fire, dumpster fire, and tire fire all occurring on the same lot. What a disaster of a program. Still, you KNOW they’ll make it to the SEC Championship game before tamu does.
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 7:57 am to
Posted by FootsFanatic
Member since Aug 2021
1542 posts
Posted on 11/4/21 at 8:01 am to
quote:

That school is a trailer fire, dumpster fire, and tire fire all occurring on the same lot. What a disaster of a program. Still, you KNOW they’ll make it to the SEC Championship game before tamu does.


Of course. Just like Sark is the 2nd coming of Nick Saban. I am having some fun at their expense but on a serious note....who the hell is providing leadership within that program? They need to hire some folks to self-police themselves. It is embarrassing to me as a native Texan. And they just keep doing it to themselves over and over again.
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 8:02 am to
Wow, had no idea about the Moore and Cook news. That would be concerning because these are not just disgruntled bench players, Moore is one of their leadership guys.
Posted by Hailstate15
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 8:04 am to
Not to mention the 100+ win Astros lost the world series to a team that was below .500 at the deadline

Well the longwhorns could be Rangers fans. Don’t know the dynamic on that one
This post was edited on 11/4/21 at 8:05 am
Posted by Jster15
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 8:08 am to
LOL...gotta admit Klu Klux Kow is pretty funny.
Posted by FootsFanatic
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 8:15 am to















Posted by gamecockman12
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 8:16 am to
Posted by LarryCLE
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 8:20 am to
quote:

Dumbasses dress Bevo in a white sheet. Named "KKK Bevo". They post it on Tweeter but almost immediately take down the post. What a bunch of insensitive morons?

This isn’t what happened. Did you bother to read the article you linked?
Posted by vholley50
Midland City,Al
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 8:26 am to
JD Hall was one that hated Saban because of all the changes. Hall was a very good receiver and would have been drafted pretty high. He refused to buy in to what Saban wanted to do, and he never played in the NFL.
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 8:33 am to
quote:

JD Hall


JD Hall is the alias he used when he was slinging drugs out of Tuscaloosa hotels.

He went by DJ Hall when he played at Bama.

I also don't know that he necessarily hated Saban. He hated working hard on every play and at practice, which made being on a Saban coached team difficult.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 8:34 am to
That pic of Bevo looks like a ghost and isn't it Halloween? Somebody seems a little enamored with Texas.

Sorry Jster15, I meant to respond to the OP.

This post was edited on 11/4/21 at 8:36 am
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 8:35 am to
That’s exactly what the article says
Posted by TexasForever
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 8:37 am to
quote:

That would be concerning because these are not just disgruntled bench players, Moore is one of their leadership guys.


No, no he's not. It's not even remotely concerning for me.

He has 220 yards this year, as a senior, and thinks he is above getting his arse chewed. Some leader...



This post was edited on 11/4/21 at 8:38 am
Posted by skrayper
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 8:40 am to
I think it's clear Sark should have stayed at Alabama a bit longer, as he clearly had a lot left to learn from Saban.
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 11/4/21 at 8:45 am to
quote:

That pic of Bevo looks like a ghost and isn't it Halloween?

Sounds like the insensitive morons were the idiots on Twitter who had to bring something totally unrelated into a light-hearted Halloween post.
quote:

Texas immediately deleted the tweet after fans compared Bevo’s ghost costume to a KKK klan outfit.

I for one couldn't care less about Texas, but every sane person who looks at that image knows exactly what it is, and what it isn't.

Why is there this incessant need to bow down to a handful of people pretending to be offended by everything?
Posted by PoleAssassin
Member since Nov 2021
35 posts
Posted on 11/4/21 at 8:54 am to
No one was vicitsly attack this a lie , a whole lie ! She was not apart of any haunted house , the kid did not have permisins to be on the other side of my property !
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