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Posted on 10/28/21 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 10/28/21 at 2:49 pm
Currently Georg1a is the loser of the most recent cocktail party, but is ranked #1 in the nation and a 2 touchdown favorite against Florida on Saturday.
How confident are y'all of a victory and how many times a day do you lick your own nuts. Yes I am envious. Gators aren't that flexible.
Also what is the O/U on the number of times Kirby's assistant has to restrain him by the britches? I am thinking at least twice a quarter.
Did you work on your wheel route defense this week?
Also can you please try not to target our players? We don't seem to be as tough as you, so let's have a nice little arm-tackling patty-cake game please, thanks. None of that rough stuff.
Cheers fellas
Marthafalking 'Merica 
How confident are y'all of a victory and how many times a day do you lick your own nuts. Yes I am envious. Gators aren't that flexible.
Also what is the O/U on the number of times Kirby's assistant has to restrain him by the britches? I am thinking at least twice a quarter.
Did you work on your wheel route defense this week?
Also can you please try not to target our players? We don't seem to be as tough as you, so let's have a nice little arm-tackling patty-cake game please, thanks. None of that rough stuff.
Cheers fellas
Marthafalking 'Merica This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 4:42 pm
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Posted on 10/28/21 at 2:58 pm to bigDgator
Also y'all make sure you go to the baseball game tomorrow and spend some money at the concession stand.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 2:58 pm to bigDgator
Posted on 10/28/21 at 3:01 pm to so_comfort
There you go, crootin smack! Always a nice go to.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 3:02 pm to bigDgator
quote:Last year is long gone.
Currently Georg1a is the loser of the most recent cocktail party, but is ranked #1 in the nation and a 2 touchdown favorite against Florida on Saturday.
quote:Most reasonable fans are confident in a victory in a hard-fought, close game.
How confident are y'all of a victory...?
quote:I think this is a more appropriate question for another team.
...and how many times a day do you lick your own nuts.
quote:That's a fair number. CKS is a passionate head coach.
Also what is the O/U on the number of times Kirby's assistant has to restrain him by the britches? I am thinking at least twice a quarter.
quote:I'd imagine that it's built into the team's practices all season. Our defense is fast and hasn't had much of a problem getting to the guys on the perimeter so far this season. Discipline is better this year vs. last year.
Did you work on your wheel route defense this week?
quote:Football is a tough sport. I'm hoping both teams come away without any major injuries.
Also can you please try not to target our players? We don't seem to be as tough as you, so let's have a nice little arm-tackling patty-cake game please, thanks. None of that rough stuff.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 3:04 pm to bigDgator
Posted on 10/28/21 at 3:04 pm to bigDgator
Kirby coasting to a title this year. It's a done deal.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 3:05 pm to bigDgator
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Also can you please try not to target our players? We don't seem to be as tough as you,
I can tell that our walk on safety is intimidating to the 3 loss gators.
You should be intimidated. He is from Gainesville, himself.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 3:05 pm to so_comfort
Posted on 10/28/21 at 3:19 pm to so_comfort
Posted on 10/28/21 at 3:22 pm to bigDgator
How are you feeling about staring down a 5 loss season in year 4 of Mullen?
Posted on 10/28/21 at 3:23 pm to bigDgator
Whoopsie Daisy
Posted on 10/28/21 at 3:25 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
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How are you feeling about staring down a 5 loss season in year 4 of Mullen?
Gators have thick skin brah.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 3:25 pm to bigDgator
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 3:29 pm to bigDgator
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Currently Georg1a is the loser of the most recent cocktail party,
Currently Florida has lost 3 games and it’s about to be 4
Posted on 10/28/21 at 3:33 pm to Arksulli
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Shine on you crazy diamond.
Smack must be talked. I feel bad for UGa fans because they aren't enjoying their great season as much as they should. I am doing them a public service and getting them to loosen up a little bit. Nothing but love, but we need to stir it up a little, because it's the freaking Cocktail Party!
Posted on 10/28/21 at 3:34 pm to Dawgy49
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Currently Florida has lost 3 games and it’s about to be 4
Here we go Dawgy49! Bringing the heat! Love it!
I meant, sort of lamely bringing the heat, for a mangy mutt!
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 10/28/21 at 3:38 pm to bigDgator
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Gators have thick skin brah.
False, judging from your own board
Posted on 10/28/21 at 3:43 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
Posted on 10/28/21 at 3:44 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
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Nothing but love, but we need to stir it up a little, because it's the freaking Cocktail Party
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