re: Tua sucks. I wasted money on a Jersey.

I got nothing - just burning my Marc Curles SEC officials jersey, with matching googly eye glasses that make them look too close together, while I call another bullshite false start on my son for being too close to the refrigerator prior to the snap, drawing the door open, and emptying whatever left-overs are still in there. Just how Marc would have done it.

"Five yards for whatever team is highest ranked, and an automatic FIRST DOWN".