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Inspired by Bo and Aubie, a house is currently getting rolled and egged in Cebu
Posted on 10/18/21 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 10/18/21 at 1:05 pm
I haavee aaa grrooooup ooooff fffrrrieeeenddds who aaare ccurrrentllly rrrrollliiinggg andddd eeeggiiing aa PPPOSsss'ss houssee.. Hee tttrieeedd tooo sccaamm meee..LLong story. Aaaannyway, I amm gettting revveeenge frooom aa few ffrieendds,,, aa fffeeww dddoozen rrolls aand eeggsss. Piccccsss too ccccomeee hopefullly.
Orchestrated from Japan, executed in the Philippines. AU sports and traditions span the globe.
Orchestrated from Japan, executed in the Philippines. AU sports and traditions span the globe.
This post was edited on 10/19/21 at 3:09 am
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Posted on 10/18/21 at 1:20 pm to freemanjiro
what the frick is this
Posted on 10/18/21 at 1:27 pm to beaver
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what the frick is this
Sorry. My friends in the Philippines are rolling the shite and egging the shite of a POS's house, yard and car. Throwing toilet paper may become a thing in the Philippines. I am working on it.
Posted on 10/18/21 at 2:48 pm to freemanjiro
So the target of the rolling... does this relate to a girl, a job, or an actual crime ?
Or best I not ask ?
Or best I not ask ?
Posted on 10/18/21 at 3:25 pm to freemanjiro
quote:Every time you check in, I think back to the movie, Lost in Translation. I've only been to Tokyo once and it was for two days for business, so the movie reigns supreme for a culture reference I suppose. Its the scene with Bill Murray and a Japanese prostitute. Here:
I haavee aaa grrooooup ooooff fffrrrieeeenddds who aaare ccurrrentllly rrrrollliiinggg andddd eeeggiiing aa PPPOSsss'ss houssee.. Hee tttrieeedd tooo sccaamm meee..LLong story. Aaaannyway, I amm gettting revveeenge frooom aa few ffrieendds,,, aa fffeeww dddoozen rrolls aand eeggsss. Piccccsss too ccccomeee hopefullly.
Orchestrated from Japan, executed in the Philippines. AU sports spans the globe.
Lik my stocking!
This post was edited on 10/18/21 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 10/18/21 at 3:44 pm to freemanjiro
quote:translates the same in any language
POS
eta: equally understood
This post was edited on 10/18/21 at 5:43 pm
Posted on 10/18/21 at 8:51 pm to freemanjiro
quote:It was already a thing...I was in port at Cubie Point in the PI when we beat bama in the '93 Iron Bowl and almost got in a lot of trouble rolling some trees there on base with some other AU fans. Fun times...and yeah we were drunk...
Throwing toilet paper may become a thing in the Philippines.
Posted on 10/19/21 at 2:32 am to alpinetiger
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Lik my stocking!
:rotflmao: I seriously really LOL'd. I haven't seen that in so long and did not remember that scene. Hilarious and thanks for the laugh. Posted on 10/19/21 at 2:44 am to SouthEasternKaiju
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So the target of the rolling... does this relate to a girl, a job, or an actual crime ?
There is no short version to this story, but it involves a single mother and her innocent, awesome, 15 year old daughter and two other pieces of shite who conspired to hook us up for some free cash (they thought). I guess that is the short version. The rolling (I'd love to roll something. Anything. Lots of high school memories, for one, lol.) and the egging is just a little extra - a little pre-Halloween "prank". Better and lucky for him - I told him at the time the game was up and he was cold busted that I would have his house burnt down. I don't play that shite in the middle of Covid when I am doing my best to help and support two (large) families in Cebu who I love like family and vice versa. Going on 18 months of relief and assistance now. Plenty of stories during that period. The other two pieces of shite are a close and a distant cousin to my closest friend there. Those shenanigans REALLY pissed A LOT of people in their family off. Karma...and War Eagle.
This post was edited on 10/19/21 at 3:14 am
Posted on 10/19/21 at 3:05 am to 88TIger
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It was already a thing...I was in port at Cubie Point in the PI when we beat bama in the '93 Iron Bowl and almost got in a lot of trouble rolling some trees there on base with some other AU fans. Fun times...and yeah we were drunk...
That is awesome. I had just come back to Auburn after spending the summer in Japan with my dad while he was doing research (I didn't want to come, but he was in bad health, so I had to. Three months later, I didn't want to leave). I came back after I graduated (zoology) the next year and have been here since. Not exactly according to any plan. Just life. It's interesting sometimes.
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