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Friday Throwback - DannyBoyCane addresses rumors of his bear attack, swine flu and death

Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:50 am
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105107 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:50 am
One of the all time great College Football message board moments from the late 2000s/early 2010s



DannyBoyCane Addresses the Rumors

Long story short DannyBoyCane posted on Miami message boards, took everything very seriously and was messed with by Miami posters. He then decided to post a YouTube video to set the record straight.

quote:

"There are people who have said I was attacked by a bear."


quote:

"The fact of the matter is, there was no bear attack. And there was not even an encounter. Of a bear. By me."




quote:

"Next, is the swine flu issue."


quote:

"But yet for this rumor to keep going, and me to keep addressing it, is GARBAGE"


quote:

"I DON'T HAVE KIDS! IF I DID, I WOULD HAVE DEALT WITH THAT INTERNALLY!"


quote:

"There are people out there, on CanesTime, that think all these things happened. Well the fact of the matter is - THEY DIDN'T - not once - NOT ONE IOTA!"








Who is most likely to post this sort of video on the Rant?
This post was edited on 9/10/21 at 8:56 am
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
18217 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:52 am to
“my supposed death”

I can’t quit laughing
This post was edited on 9/10/21 at 8:53 am
Posted by Crimsonite94
Member since Jul 2021
3564 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:53 am to
Let’s do this to someone here. Sounds fun.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105107 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:53 am to
quote:

I can’t quit laughing ??


It's an all timer and it just keeps building on itself. The way he talks like he's doing a political or coaches press conference is just superb.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
18217 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:54 am to
He sounds just like Bobo from the old Opie & Anthony shows
Posted by paperwasp
25x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
27138 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 8:56 am to
quote:

Who is most likely to post this sort of video on the Rant?

Gives off an Irons Puppet or LSUstephen17 vibe
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
5110 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:14 am to
AT.

NO.

POINT.

At no point was I EVER attacked by a bear.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
13x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
49324 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 9:19 am to
quote:

Who is most likely to post this sort of video on the Rant?


Irons Puppet, 100%

And that guy who got so mad at us that he wanted to load up a van and drive to Tuscaloosa.
Posted by Burma Jones
Texas
Member since Jan 2012
290 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 10:17 am to


I'm so pissed I never saw this before. Canestime is getting a new member today.
Posted by Burma Jones
Texas
Member since Jan 2012
290 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 10:20 am to
I would'a dealt with that internally.
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