re: So Texas, you wanna join the SEC??

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Not gonna happen sip. But deez balls will dominate your chin.

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Oh, another gay aggy who likes men and their hairy chins on his nuts

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Lmao, we are everyone's superbowl..nothing will change.

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Child, you are not even the kiddie pool in the ocean that is the SEC.

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The delusion with y'all really is at a disturbing level. How does a human being type this with a straight face??

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Well, considering: 1.) there are more threads started about us on this site than anyone else, 2.) everyone is utterly fascinated with our handsign, and 3.) Texas is considered to have the most teams in the country consider them a rival, yea, I'd say we're a pretty big game on the schedule for a lot of teams every season.

Are we "everyone's superbowl". I don't think so. But it's hard to argue otherwise when this entire site has been attempting to shite on Texas for the past month and a half

You wouldn't understand. The aggies are literally nobody's biggest game of the year and never have been

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The site has been shitting on you because of things that UT actively puts out into the universe, like that gay as shite video from earlier.

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Pretty rich coming from a fan whose fanbase is universally regarded as the creepiest, most cultish fanbase in college athletics, stemming from the "aggie squeeze", jizz jars, your co-eds' notorious relationship with sheep, and all of the male cheerleaders leading pep rallies on Friday nights because there's literally nothing else to do in that cowtown

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Notice how Oklahoma hasn’t been getting as much shite?? They are light years ahead of you right now and continually push your shite in.

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Last game was won by OU in the 4th OT. Jesus - if that's "continually pushing our shite in", I can't even imagine what you would consider what Texas was doing to A&M on a regular basis

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So how does that square with your theory?

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They're clearly not in everyone's head like we are. Nor do they have as many obvious alters started by tear-filled aggies because of the melt that ensued over Texas and Oklahoma joining. And there aren't any teams here that ran away from Oklahoma's shadow after 100 years of abuse looking for a new daddy the way A&M did in 2012. I mean, just look at y'all's record against us in literally everything. No wonder y'all have had such a prolonged meltdown on this site upon Texas being voted in

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Don't flatter yourself. No one gave a shite about you prior to you possibly joining the conference

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Lol look at your signature pick (which was picked long before news broke that Texas would be joining the conference).

I get that beating us in baseball is a big deal to you. Your best team in history can't even make it to Omaha

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This is the shite that much ballyhooed journalism school produces?? Lol

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We produce more quality than anything that is coming out of North West Arkansas. There is a reason Walton went to Mizzou.

Maybe that's why you guys always melt about us. I always thought it was due to the yearly arse kicking we give you in football, but it is probably due to ol' Wally.

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There is a reason Walton went to Mizzou

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Astute point. Since you seem to be a bit of a historian, what's the reason he proceeded to exit the state of Missouri immediately thereafter and incorporate in Arkansas?

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I remember that night Arkansas posters were posting on here

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we're very flattered that we're always on your mind

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If you can't figure it out, try reading it slower. I don't explain things to whorns

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Lucy has some respectable tits here.

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Agreed.