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So Texas, you wanna join the SEC??

Posted on 8/18/21 at 10:32 am
Posted by Mizz-SEC
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Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 8/18/21 at 10:32 am

So, Texas, you wanna join the SEC?

by Kyle Jones
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You know, Texas, you’ve got some nerve.

You owned the Big 12 for most of the conference’s existence. Mack Brown led you to two National Championships, two Big 12 Championships, and had every top recruit in the state of Texas wanting to wear burnt orange.

Since helping form the Big 12, you’ve been to 4 BCS bowls, and a New Year’s Six Bowl in 2018. Vince Young, Colt McCoy and D’Onta Foreman were household names from the moment they stepped on the grass at DKR.

There was no debate. You were the best team in the state, and one of the best in the country. And you let it go to your heads.

In 2011, thinking that you could do whatever the heck you wanted to, you formed the Longhorn Network. Lucrative TV dollars, exclusive content, all to line your pockets at the expense of every other team in the conference.

You’ve got some nerve, Texas.

What you didn’t realize was that the so-called peons of the Big 12 had had enough of your antics. Missouri and your “little brother” Texas A&M upped roots for greener pastures. For the SEC.

Upon arrival, Missouri football announced their intent by winning back-to-back SEC East titles. While the Tigers have yet to return to such heights, they have proven that they belong in the conference.

For A&M, life in the SEC started with an upset over Alabama and a Heisman Trophy for Johnny Manziel. The Aggies remodelled Kyle Field into the fourth largest stadium in the nation, hired Jimbo Fisher, and are gunning for a National Championship.

Now, every top recruit in Texas wants to wear maroon.

That was you once, Texas. You’ve got some nerve.

You had it all, you blew it, and now you’re begging for a piece of the SEC pie.

Realizing that a Saturday in Lawrence is nothing like a Saturday in Tuscaloosa, you’ve decided enough is enough. So, you wanna join the SEC.

You watched as A&M grew into a juggernaut, grew bigger than you, all the while refusing to revive the Thanksgiving game between the two of you that was a state tradition.

You hired Tom Herman, who decided to mock Drew Lock at the Texas Bowl in 2017, won you a Sugar Bowl the next year, then let it all slip. Texas was not back.

You watched as your star was eclipsed, your relevance faded, and now you want it back.

You’ve got some nerve thinking you can just walk up and join the party without first paying your dues.

Sure, Texas, join the SEC. We here in the best conference in the nation would love to see how you handle a 104 degree weekend in Gainesville, a noon kickoff in Oxford, or a Homecoming game at Faurot Field.

You think you can beat A&M again? These Aggies are night and day from the ones you played 10 years ago. You can barely hang with Kansas nowadays, think you can beat the New Zou?

You sure as heck can’t handle Alabama or Georgia. And if you think being in the SEC will magically put you at the top of every recruit’s ranking, you would be mistaken.

Recruits don’t tend to like a program that fires the coach every 4 years.

You have some nerve, Texas. You must think you deserve it all.

What’ll happen to your little Longhorn Network? That thing that kicked off this whole mess in the first place. Will it die like your CFP chances did last year when you played TCU? No AD in their right mind would let it live alongside the SEC Network.

Will you at least do us the courtesy of playing the Aggies on Thanksgiving again? Or does the idea of 102,733 fans draped in maroon booing you for four quarters scare you?

Or how about you come to Columbia? We can put the KC vs Texas Barbeque argument to the test. It would be fun. Or does a 30 degree game in November scare you too?

So, Texas, you wanna join the SEC? Be careful what you wish for.

Posted by Bobbum Man
Texas
Member since Jul 2021
943 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 10:34 am to
Posted by TexasForever
Member since Jul 2021
2949 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 10:36 am to


Big time Missouri sports writer with 233 followers. Yeah, I am not reading that.
Posted by mizslu314
Dirty STL
Member since Sep 2013
15972 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 10:38 am to
99% of the time that is a TL;DR. THIS was that 1%
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20373 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 10:40 am to
Damn. Honestly saying what 85% of the people outside of Austin alread think.

Meanwhile OU laughing its arse off at shorthorns and their view of themselves.
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles, California
Member since Oct 2020
7185 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 10:41 am to
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 10:41 am to
Not to mention OK just gave away an automatic CFP invitation
Both schools just screwed up big time
Sankey just pimped both of your programs and you’re so arrogant you’re blinded to the fact that you’re now SEC skanks
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Member since Jul 2021
1824 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 10:43 am to
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You owned the Big 12 for most of the conference’s existence. Mack Brown led you to two National Championships


The frick did I just read?
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18557 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 10:43 am to
Lucy has some respectable tits here.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
21951 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 10:43 am to
Yeah, that article sums it up.
Posted by larryj41
Republic of Texas
Member since Sep 2012
534 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 10:45 am to
Damn straight!
Posted by Barton Springs
Member since Aug 2021
11 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 10:47 am to
The melt from Missouri and aggy is amazing. Keep it up we are enjoying this so much
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20373 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 10:47 am to
Think he meant games.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93685 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 10:49 am to
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You think you can beat A&M again? These Aggies are night and day from the ones you played 10 years ago. You can barely hang with Kansas nowadays

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What’ll happen to your little Longhorn Network? That thing that kicked off this whole mess in the first place. Will it die like your CFP chances did last year when you played TCU?

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Will you at least do us the courtesy of playing the Aggies on Thanksgiving again? Or does the idea of 102,733 fans draped in maroon booing you for four quarters scare you?

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Or how about you come to Columbia? We can put the KC vs Texas Barbeque argument to the test. It would be fun. Or does a 30 degree game in November scare you too?

Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2374 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 10:54 am to
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You owned the Big 12 for most of the conference’s existence.

This clown couldn't even get two full sentences out before proving he's an idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about. This reheated crap can't even be considered a melt.

Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17169 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 11:03 am to
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4341 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 11:24 am to
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the idea of 102,733 fans draped in maroon booing you for four quarters


Pretty much right on except Aggies do not boo.Everyone is treated with respect.


The most fortunate team in this whole fiasco is the Land Thieves. Sips are taking the hits and the Sooners are virtually unscathed.
Posted by ShowMeHorns
Member since Jul 2021
624 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 11:30 am to
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So, Texas, you wanna join the SEC?


I'll give Texas A&M some credit here, they bring value to a conference. They are obsessed with dicks and Austin area gay porn, but their team and their brand bring value to a league. Missouri is a leach, they take more from a conference than they are worth. How much has the SEC schools subsidized you with over the last 10 years? I bet its north of 300 million dollars. But it is what it is, every conference needs a Missouri to fill in wins with. Sometimes they get lucky and pull a rabbit from their hat, but its not likely.
This post was edited on 8/18/21 at 11:32 am
Posted by Beta04
St. Louis
Member since Aug 2013
315 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 11:34 am to
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The melt from Missouri and aggy is amazing


Interesting definition of "melt", coming from the program that made horns down illegal.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63965 posts
Posted on 8/18/21 at 12:24 pm to
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You sure as heck can’t handle Alabama or Georgia










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