re: “Texas’ New South End Zone Is Complete And It Looks Like A Uterus“

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I love the stormtrooper uniforms for Texas.

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We wore the stormtroopers against Baylor at home last year, and I think we may do it for all home games this year. CDC said that we ordered new uniforms this year, but there were covid related issues on manufacturing, etc., therefore our new burnt orange jerseys wouldn’t be “right” until next year..

We have the right color on the end zones now.. and the decals on the helmets are now the right color.. so there are only two options for the home jersey.. white or the throwbacks.. the ugly orange we have been using will look stupid against the darker decals.

So maybe we will have some sperm coming out of the Uterus..