I would like to welcome ou and Texas fans

Sorry to dissapoint OP but men receiving golden showers is all the rage in Austin nowadays. They will love piss balloons.

I would like to welcome Oklahoma and the moo moos to the sec. I can’t wait to see you in Baton Rouge just wear your colors so I can throw piss balloons at you

After the last time OU played LSU and the LSU fans were circling 80 year old couple and spitting in their face, "Tiger Bait". For many OU fans, LSU is their rock bottom in nasty experiences with fans. As a 72 year old who has been to games in 5 SEC team stadiums and all the B12 stadiums, I have to say no other place have I seen young fans circling old people spitting on them. Takes real demented people to get a kick out of harrasing people in their 70s and 80s. You can be proud of putting fear in OU fans. Says a lot about LSU fans. But absolutely nothing I would want to emulate

So based on what I saw, I would not put anything as too low for LSU fans.