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When you're voting in the Worst Poster tourny, remember Iron Puppet's secret list
Posted on 7/14/21 at 9:24 am
Posted on 7/14/21 at 9:24 am
Posted on 12/22/20 at 3:32 pm
He either pulled this list out of thin air - so he is a liar - or has the shittiest sources in the world.
And I hear he still gives that fat frick Phillip Marshall money.
And that is why you should vote for him as worst SECR poster in this year's bracket.
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Here is the list that was interviewed prior to a Committee being announced.
Jamey Chadwell, Coastal Carolina HC-
Steve Sarkisian, Alabama OC-
Bill Clarke, UAB HC-
Matt Campbell ISU HC
Hugh Freeze Liberty HC
Dan Quinn-Former ATL Falcons Head Coach
Scott Satterfield- Louisville Head Coach
Brent Venables-DC @ Clemson
Tony Elliot- RB coach @ Clemson
Bill O’Brien- Former Texans Coach
Mike Gundy-OKSU HC
I know you have been waiting to post your little comments, but time will tell.
He either pulled this list out of thin air - so he is a liar - or has the shittiest sources in the world.
And I hear he still gives that fat frick Phillip Marshall money.
And that is why you should vote for him as worst SECR poster in this year's bracket.
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Posted on 7/14/21 at 9:28 am to NocaHomas Teepee
Posted on 7/14/21 at 9:28 am to NocaHomas Teepee
Everyone should vote for Irons Puppet because he's fricking terrible and believes his own conjured up nonsense, and because he makes up having sauces.
Reading Irons Puppet is often like stepping into the twilight zone. He'll be along to shortly to tell everyone it's all BAMA fan's fault he sucks, and that we're a cult, and blah blah blah. I quit reading 99% of his posts a while ago now. He's that bad.
"Truth" to Irons Puppet is whatever he believes and posts on message boards, even when not one damn person believes the same way. He believes this makes him virtuous, taking on the big bad cheating bammers and their cultist fans.
He's a strange dude. Worst part is he's not trolling or joking around one bit. He actually believes himself.
Reading Irons Puppet is often like stepping into the twilight zone. He'll be along to shortly to tell everyone it's all BAMA fan's fault he sucks, and that we're a cult, and blah blah blah. I quit reading 99% of his posts a while ago now. He's that bad.
"Truth" to Irons Puppet is whatever he believes and posts on message boards, even when not one damn person believes the same way. He believes this makes him virtuous, taking on the big bad cheating bammers and their cultist fans.
He's a strange dude. Worst part is he's not trolling or joking around one bit. He actually believes himself.
This post was edited on 7/14/21 at 9:45 am
Posted on 7/14/21 at 9:35 am to NocaHomas Teepee
I love all of this board's insiders 
Posted on 7/14/21 at 9:38 am to NocaHomas Teepee
What? You don't think Auburn interviewed 11 coaches in a ~24 hour window before deciding Brian Harsin was better than them all?
Posted on 7/14/21 at 9:44 am to Tuscaloosa
quote:His reply to that when it was brought up at time:
What? You don't think Auburn interviewed 11 coaches in a ~24 hour window
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Interview thru Zoom. I left off the times, but they were 2 hours apart.
LINK
Posted on 7/14/21 at 9:45 am to Tuscaloosa
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What? You don't think Auburn interviewed 11 coaches in a ~24 hour window before deciding Brian Harsin was better than them all?
I know that list isn't legit because I didn't see Andy Reid or Belichek on there. They were the first two Zoom interviews.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 9:48 am to SidewalkTiger
I stand by all of it.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 9:48 am to Leto II
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I know that list isn't legit because I didn't see Andy Reid or Belichek on there. They were the first two Zoom interviews.
Hey, go big or go home.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 9:52 am to NocaHomas Teepee
I know the Cult will work hard for me, thanks for the support. It shows that I am getting to them. Still not Steele.
As for the list, remember this is from the Tuesday after Gus was fired. And they were conducted via Zoom, so they were scheduled every two hour over a two day period (math is hard for posters like Tuscaloosa).
As for the list, every one on it pursued other jobs during the off-season, yet we have posters on here that think they wouldn't have any interest in the AU job. Man, we have some dumbasses on here.
As for the list, remember this is from the Tuesday after Gus was fired. And they were conducted via Zoom, so they were scheduled every two hour over a two day period (math is hard for posters like Tuscaloosa
). As for the list, every one on it pursued other jobs during the off-season, yet we have posters on here that think they wouldn't have any interest in the AU job. Man, we have some dumbasses on here.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 9:53 am to Irons Puppet
Posted on 7/14/21 at 9:56 am to Irons Puppet
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As for the list, every one on it pursued other jobs during the off-season, yet we have posters on here that think they wouldn't have any interest in the AU job.
That is a lot of swings and a lot of misses before settling for Brian Harsin.
OOOFFF indeed
Posted on 7/14/21 at 9:57 am to Nitro Express
Poor Nitro. I hurt his feeling a few times and like the typical redneck, when you whip their arse, you have to fight them every day. Just like the scene from My Cousin Vinny.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 9:58 am to 14&Counting
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That is a lot of swings and a lot of misses before settling for Brian Harsin.
OOOFFF indeed
I know jobs and interviews are hard for rednecks to understand, but not everyone who interviews is offered a job.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:00 am to Irons Puppet
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Irons Puppet
quote:It was no one on your list that you claimed a BOT told you.
Still not Steele.
Not only that, you said those on your list had already been interviewed (and still are) when supposed "candidates" on your list were already saying they hadn't been interviewed and were not going to interview.
I get that you were scared we were going to get stuck with Steele, but making up a bullshite list that was easily debunked (and made Auburn look like shite because it made it look like we got stuck with at least our 12th pick) shows why anyone not considering you for the Worst Poster of this past year simply doesn't know how fricking dumb you are, or just ignores the hallucinations you decide to type up on post on the internet.
This post was edited on 7/14/21 at 10:04 am
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:00 am to Irons Puppet
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the Cult
Told y'all.
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As for the list, remember this is from the Tuesday after Gus was fired. And they were conducted via Zoom, so they were scheduled every two hour over a two day period
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As for the list, every one on it pursued other jobs during the off-season, yet we have posters on here that think they wouldn't have any interest in the AU job. Man, we have some dumbasses on here.
And yet they hired Harsin.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:02 am to Irons Puppet
quote:Elliot was promoted after Clemson's OC took the USF job.
As for the list, every one on it pursued other jobs during the off-season.
What jobs was Elliot actively perusing? Do ya need to call up your BOT sauce first before you can share that info?
This post was edited on 7/14/21 at 10:04 am
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:04 am to Irons Puppet
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Poor Nitro. I hurt his feeling a few times and like the typical redneck, when you whip their arse, you have to fight them every day. Just like the scene from My Cousin Vinny.
Look at this idiot. He honestly believes he could whip someone's arse. Anybody! Hell, pick someone. Anyone?
Puppet, you've never offended. You're just not worth my time. That's it. Don't flatter yourself.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:05 am to NocaHomas Teepee
Show me anyone on the list that wouldn't want the AU job or at least interview for it. Not really hard to understand. The funny part is how some are pushing hard to deny it. Go ahead an give it a try. I want to see your logic.
Posted on 7/14/21 at 10:06 am to NocaHomas Teepee
What a dumb auNeck
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