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School mascot names 2021

Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:16 pm
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:16 pm
The worst poster tournament is among us. However, I've been informed by my sources that deeprig9 is a perennial shithead from whom I will face stiff competition.

I have campaigned hard, but probably not hard enough. So here's a showcase of my genius that shall remind you all to get in that Worst Poster thread and vote starkvingrad.

New & Improved Mascots

Alabama Pimpin' Rides
Arkansas Fighting Tittmans
Auburn Deadtrees
Florida Jortsmen
Georgia Nineteen-Eighties
Kentucky Childbrats
LSU Predators
Mississippi St. COOL DAWGS
Ole Miss Jim Crowsmen
South Carolina Gamecocks
Tennessee Buttchuggers
Texas A&M Thirty-Niners
Vanderbilt Lady Kickers




P.S. to whoever deleted my Mizzou thread, you need to get some consistency. That was an acclaimed post, but LSU Stephen and C Nite still have liberty to make unclever, shitty threads on the Rant?
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
96446 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:25 pm to
Solid name for us

I like it
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
6819 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:26 pm to
You remembered South Carolina this time. How nice of you.





You're bad, but not as annoying as True Lefty, nor as hostile as Kansas guy. But I see the potential.
Posted by TMRebel
Oxford, MS
Member since Feb 2013
5436 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:35 pm to
If you really want to be voted worst poster, you have to insult all fanbases. Even your own.
Posted by LSURulzSEC
Lake Charles via Oakdale
Member since Aug 2004
77458 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Alabama Chargers


FIFY
Posted by Golfer1
Naples, FL
Member since Jan 2021
4690 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:47 pm to
Not mad about ours but I’d rather it have something to do with Muss
Posted by Uom2001
Member since Dec 2019
363 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:56 pm to
Hope the OP didn’t spend too much time or thought on that…
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
7424 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:01 pm to
10PM EST & NOT A SINGLE THUMBS UP!
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
7424 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:02 pm to
starkvingrad
Mississippi St. Fan
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
2183 posts


3 months under this handle & almost 2200 posts?
This post was edited on 7/12/21 at 9:03 pm
Posted by Bama2020
Member since Sep 2020
541 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 10:18 pm to
Alabama Slammers
Arkansas Blunt Skulls
Auburn Booger Eaters
Florida Jortsman (can’t top that)
Georgia Dreamers
Kentucky Hill People
LSU Predators (good one too)
Miss St Bush Hogs
Old Miss Yokels
South Carolina Irrelevants
Tennessee Dentures
Texas A&M Bonfires
Vanderbilt Zeros
Missouri Shitholes





This post was edited on 7/12/21 at 10:21 pm
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81466 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

Mississippi St. Blue Oyster Cult


FIFY
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8671 posts
Posted on 7/13/21 at 6:12 am to
Retarded. Slow day on the stump breaking cattle front?
This post was edited on 7/13/21 at 6:14 am
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