re: What school wins a tRant 7 on 7 tournament?

1. LSU would be disqualified for not passing drug tests and preemptive personal fouls.
2. State's posters couldn't read the rule book or the play book.
3. South Carolina has a girl calling the shots. So, no.
4. Alabama's posters are too focused on LSU's posters to give a damn.
5. Aggie posters are too focused on each other in the locker room.
6. Vanderbilt-not enough posters and the ones that there are are too busy studying quantum physics and shite.
7. Arkansas... way too many fatties.
8. Auburn: nope. Chicken don't allow no cults being started or furthered here.
9. Georgia is a hard no because it's not 1980 and their best poster is a 12 year old.
10. You have to be in conference to play, so no to Mizzou.
11. Tennessee isn't going to break it's losing streak now.
12. Kentucky is (was) only good at one thing: basketball.
13. Florida's posters aren't able to post from jail or prison.

Bow down to your 7 on 7 tRant overlords: