re: I'm furious

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We're following the Bama model.

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Well, if you consider that Fulmer = Stallings (not a perfect match, of course, but they did both win SECCs/NCs), you seem to be following the model out of order:

Franchione (Kiffin)
DuBose (Dooley)
Shula (Butch)
DuBose (Germy)
? (Heupel)

The "?" is, will Heupel be another Shula? Or a Franchione? or DuBose?

And what about Price? Theoretically, your "Bama model" should look like this:

Franchione (Kiffin)
DuBose (Dooley)
Shula (Butch)
Price (Schiano)
DuBose (Germy)
? (Heupel)

My guess is that Coach Batman will end up another Shula. You may end up in an endless loop and never get to your Saban.

But on the bright side, you will continue to periodically provide entertainment for the rest of us.